Robert F Kennedy Jr.’s vice presidential running mate said in vitro fertilization is”one of the biggest lies that’s being told about women’s health today.” No real reasons but she did suggest that it would be great to find out the effect of two hours of morning sunlight on women’s reproductive capabilities.

She thinks IVF is the vaccine of reproductive health.

Read more at politico

District Judge Lewis A. Kaplan imposed a 25-year sentence on the former cryptoking and swindler. Bankman-Fried said about his sentence, “My useful life is probably over. It is been over for a while now, from before my arrest.”

You never had a useful life.

Read more at The Sun

Trump’s banger, ‘Anything Is Possible’, is just the beginning, she said. “A little something I had fun with over the winter,” wrote Trump in a social media post announcing the song. “And a few more too that I’ll save for a future date, special for my YUGE fans in the liberal media [winky face emoji].”

She’s done a hell of a lot with one note.

Read more at Mediaite.

Some questioned why Kate’s husband, Prince William, wasn’t by her side when she made her announcement about her cancer diagnosis. She claims that she wanted to deliver the message about her health, completely on her own.

They promised on Easter she can call her sister on the phone.

Read more at glamour.

Tesla had a brutally bad first quarter performance this year. The WSJ analysts over rated the stock because they weren’t looking at the latest numbers and actual performance, and those analysts were clearly caught asleep at the wheel.

Oh just like Tesla drivers.

Read more at WSJ

“Bill Belichick is planning on writing a book, officials tell @AndrewMarchand. Its nature is not yet fully known. But in light of how he was represented in Apple TV’s recent documentary, his side of his legendary run would be of great interest.

Has this dude even read a book?

Bill Belichick is planning on writing a book, officials tell @AndrewMarchand.

Its nature is not yet fully known.

But in light of how he was represented in Apple TV’s recent documentary, his side of his legendary run would be of great interest.

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— The Athletic (@TheAthletic) March 29, 2024

“If I have to tell you some shocking news, I believe people on the left are actually faith-based and Christian and shame on them for attacking President Trump for putting his best foot forward, saying this country needs more faith, because I think a lot of the left are Christians, they just hate Donald Trump so very much, he could be selling utensils and they would find something wrong with that,” Greenwood said.

Well it’s not so much the bible, it’s the price point Lee.

Read more mediaite.

“Wow, I just heard Jolene,” Dolly posted on Instagram. “Beyoncé is giving that girl some trouble and she deserves it! Love, Dolly P.”

Should just sound like ca-ching to Dolly.

Read more at usatoday.

Karlie Kloss is relaunching LIFE Magazine with her husband Josh Kushner more than 20 YEARS after it was shut down by Time. It will actually be released as a print magazine.

Somebody needs a tax writeoff.

Read more dailymail.co.uk.

‘I’ll tell you what Puffy, your life’s in danger cause you know the secrets, who’s involved in that little secret room you guys are participating in … you know they’re going to get you if they can,’ said Knight.

Hey Suge, everybody’s life is in danger in jail.

Read more at Daily mail.

The lawsuit, filed in February by Rodney “Lil Rod” Jones, names Daphne Joy as “a sex worker” who allegedly sold her services to Combs. She not only dated Fitty, but gave birth to their child, who is now 12. 50 reacted, writing, “I didn’t know you was a sex worker, [eye emojis] you little sex worker. LOL Yo this s*** is a movie,” the rapper wrote on social media.

This is going to make a hell of a sitcom.

Read more at independent.co.uk.

Buzzfeed will never die as long as there’s a Rolling Stone.

Read more at Rolling Stone

Jerry Seinfeld: ‘Horrible’ Hugh Grant was ‘pain in the ass’ on ‘Unfrosted’ set

There should only be one asshole on the set and thats Jerry Seinfeld.

Read more at NY Post.

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