Saturday March 25 Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at March 25, 2023

SATURDAY 3.25

NEWS STORIES

Principal Was Fired Over Davids Dick

A Florida principal is out of a job now, because the parents were upset that their sixth grade children were shown a photo of Michaelangelo’s famous sculpture “David”, because the artwork is naked.

It’s a pretty harmless penis. Tiny even.

Biden Reportedly Feels His Veep Has Not Risen to the Occasion

A Biden official was asked what the Prez thinks of his VP. “If he did not think she was capable, he would not have picked her, but it is a question of consistently rising to the occasion.”

I don’t think he even knows what the occasion is.

Was 2014 Meteorite Actually an Alien Probe?

Harvard physicist Avi Loeb plans to journey to Papua New Guinea to test frags of a meteorite that landed 9 years ago, because he believes he will find evidence that the meteorite is actually an alien probe. “Analyzing the composition of the fragments could allow us to determine whether the object is natural or artificial in origin,” he said.

Seems like no after what happens we are gonna feel like losers.

SPORTS

Bill Murray Trolls Arkansas Coach After UConn Win

UConn’s #1 fan is Bill Murray, since his son is the Assistant Coach. After Thursday’s NCAA win, and advance to the Elite 9, Murray called for UConn’s coach to rip his shirt off and celebrate. The move was a jab at Arkansas’ coach who had done the same after they beat the #1 seed in earlier rounds.

Good to see needy nutty Bill is back. #bigbadbillyissweetwilliamnow

Memphis Basketball Player Charged With Assault

A woman on the Memphis U team punched a player for the Bowling Green Tigers while the players were shaking hands after the game ended. The cause of the argument is unknown.

Must have been one terrible handshake

Tom Brady Announces His Next Venture

Brady has decided to buy an ownership interest in a WNBA team. He’s the new owner of the Las Vegas Aces. “I admire all the work the Aces players and staff and what the WNBA continues to do to grow the sport and to empower the future generations of female athletes, one I have in my own family. And I’m ready to contribute in any way possible as a member of such a great organization. What an honor.”

It’s perfect because in Tampa he played for a women’s football team.

Georgia QB NFL Draft Prospect According to Kiper

Mel Kiper Jr. expects Georgia QB Stetson Bennett to be picked somewhere between the fourth and sixth rounds of the NFL draft.

Seems right for a tiny backup

LeBatard Blames Smith and Skip

Dan Le B told Stephen A Smith that his show with Skip Bayless (First Take) has ruined sports talk. “I hate what you two have done to sports television,” he told him.

And the rest of us hate what you did.

Vince McMahon Reimburses WWE For Hush Money

Some people pay it forward…well Vince is paying it back. After returning to the league he built, he is paying $17.5 million to the WWE to pay the company back for all that hush money he “borrowed’ from the league.

Earl could learn from him.

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Bonnie McFarlane Makes a Big Deal, Tells Internet to Suck It

Cineflix Productions is in development to create a comedy series based on Bonnie’s memoir, “You’re Better Than Me”. ”’You’re Better Than Me’ is set in the world of pre-cell phone, pre-internet, 1980s small-town Canada, but the themes of acceptance, friendship, and family are universal, and will appeal to a wide audience,” said the VP of Cineflex.

Luckily this all takes place before she meets Rich.

Selena Wants Fans to Know How She Feels About Hailey

Selena Gomez has asked her fans to back off their grudge with Hailey Bieber. She wrote on IG, “Hailey Bieber reached out to me and let me know that she has been receiving death threats and such hateful negativity. This isn’t what I stand for. No one should have to experience hate or bullying. I’ve always advocated for kindness and really want this all to stop.”

A lot of them hate her for reasons that have nothing to do with you.

Gwyneth Blames Ski Dude For Hitting Her

Paltrow took the stand on Friday and explained her side of the ski crash hit and run incident . She said he hit her, and told her he was fine and she shouldn’t worry about him.

She’s had divorces that weren’t this contentious

VIRAL & TRENDING

Whats in Your Pocket and What Does It Mean?

The WSJ took a look at the EDC or Every Day Carry to find out what your typical pocket load says about your personality.

As long as it’s a cigar and lighter you doing the right thing.

STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS

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