ISIS has claimed responsibility for an attack at a popular concert hall complex near Moscow Friday after assailants stormed the venue with guns and incendiary devices, killing at least 60 people and injuring 145.

Hey Russia stop stealing our act.

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By approving a 1.2 trillion dollar spending package, Congress avoided a shutdown just short of the deadline.

They couldn’t have got it down to $1.1 T?

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Passengers on an American Airlines flight lost their shit when another passenger hurled an anti semitic remark at a flight attendant. The crowd subdued him, got him off the plane and he was arrested by local police for drunk and disorderly conduct.

Next time take Quatar Air and you’ll probably get an extra dessert.

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TMZ found out that the reason Owens was fired from the Daily Wire was due to repeated instances of overt antisemitism.

So that’s what they mean by firewire.

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Are you a ball team or a food court?

The @Mets will once again have the best food in Major League Baseball this season.

Best new add?

The Rainbow Cookie Egg Roll 😳 pic.twitter.com/2gPuq1s5bi

— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) March 22, 2024

The View co-hosts took sides on the issue of whether Drake Bell’s co stars should have stood up for him. Co-host Sunny Hostin said that a “true ally” speaks out. “I often tell people, if you are a true ally and something is happening in a room…if you see it happening, a true ally says at that moment, ‘Don’t do that, you shouldn’t do that.’”

How bout we let the legal system handle this before we start saying what other people should do.

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Shooter McGavin says he’s seen a draft of a Happy Gilmore Sequel that Adam Sandler has been working on.

Now we’re talking. Stop acting like you’re serious and do what we all need. A 60 year old named Happy.

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Joel says he got fed up with helicopter rides and obviously nobody wants to sit in LIE traffic, so he started taking th LIRR to his own shows, and nobody noticed.

You look different without your piano.

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“I’m of two minds,” Apatow said of the rise of viewers rediscovering older series. “There’s a part of me that’s an audience member: I’ll go back and rewatch ‘Deadwood’ or ‘NYPD Blue’ or any of the David Milch shows. I understand why people like the comfort food of television. But it’s a scary thing as a creator of television, because of all the streamers going, ‘Wait a second. We don’t need to spend $200 million on a new show. We can just bring back “Barnaby Jones.”

You mean scary because you just paid $35 mil for a new house and want to get paid by Netflix to make new movies?

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She feels really awful about mocking those photoshop fails now that she knows Kate has cancer.

We know you feel bad but you look even worse apologizing today and making it about yourself. This could have waited till tomorrow

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A new Boondock Saints movie is officially in the works with Norman Reedus and Sean Patrick Flanery starring but Troy Duffy is not coming back to direct.

Do they realize nobody asked for this?

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