After 12 horse deaths in one month, the infamous racetrack is shutting down all races while they investigate what da fuck is going on. “What has happened at our track is deeply upsetting and absolutely unacceptable,” said Bill Carstanjen, CEO of Churchill Downs in a news statement. “Despite our best efforts to identify a cause for the recent horse injuries, and though no issues have been linked to our racing surfaces or environment at Churchill Downs, we need to take more time to conduct a top-to-bottom review of all of the details and circumstances so that we can further strengthen our surface, safety and integrity protocols.”

Did anyone explain to them that you have to feed the horses?

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A NY Deli/Bodega lists itself as 27 separate restaurants on delivery platforms and people are starting to feel the scam. First Avenue Gourmet Deli, is also Hero Sandwich Shop, Bosscat Cheesesteaks, The Pancake Snob, Wraps on Tap, Insomnia Buffalo Wings, Panini Fantasy, Jasmine’s Coffee Bar, Jen’s Burger Blaze, NY Smoothie Joint, Nomad’s Bagels, Tina’s Tea Shop, Aldo’s Wraps Spot, Wonderland Wraps, Sam’s Sandwich Spot, Smoothie and Dessert Spot, Princess Panini, Tessa’s Fruity Treats, Empire State Panini, The Sandwich Slut, La Bella Italian Desserts, Seth’s Sandwiches, The Sandwich Vibe, LV Taco Bar, Queen’s Quesadillas, The Gourmet Burger and Drip Check Coffee Shop, looking to appeal to tourists who might not be looking for a boring bodega lunch.

It’s no more a lie than the 15 restaurant names you see at the airport.

Anyone who lives in NYC and doesn’t know restaurants deserves to eat garbage.

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The department of justice has completed their investigation into Pence’s removal of classified documents and they’ve determined there will be no charges against.

He’s even too dull to prosecute.

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Sean Hannity hosted the FOX event this week in Iowa. 2.78 million total average viewers in total, fell about half a million short of Trump’s CNN town hall on May 10th.

Looks like CNN is the new home for maga news.

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DeSantis policies against gays and transgender individuals notwithstanding, pool parties, drag bingo and thrill rides will continue for Disney’s Gay Days celebration during Pride month.“Right now is not the time to run. It’s not the time to go away. It’s time to show we are here, we are queer and we aren’t going anywhere,” said the CEO of Gay Days Inc.

Gays and Disney. DeSantis worst nightmare. We’re just missing blind people .

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Adam Silver said “We’ve uncovered a fair amount of additional information. We probably could have brought it to a head now, but we’ve made the decision that it would be unfair to these players and these teams to announce that decision in the middle of this series.”

Man, this has to feel like you’re walking the green mile.

Adam Silver on Ja Morant: “We’ve uncovered a fair amount of additional information. We probably could have brought it to a head now, but we’ve made the decision that it would be unfair to these players and these teams to announce that decision in the middle of this series.”

— Tim MacMahon (@espn_macmahon) June 1, 2023

He wasn’t happy that he only had time to throw seven warm up pitches instead of eight. “Why do we have to be so anal about this, to have the clock up everybody’s face, shoved in everybody’s face, and try to step out every little single second that’s going through the game?”

He just put the MLB on the Sherzer List.

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After his garage fire, Leno got a new face and a new ear and turns that into matieral.

Hey Jay when did you start using props?

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Shark Tank investor Daymond John is suing the family that brought Bubba’s Q Boneless Baby Back Ribs to the tank. He says the ex-NFL Star turned Rib King is spreading lies about their Shark Tank experience and he wants a court to force them to stop yapping. Bubba claims the experience has been a nightmare and that John changed their deal off air.

Plus Daymond kept saying he wanted to put a bone in the ribs.

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Just days before he took his own life, Jeffrey Epstein wrote a letter to another pedophile serving time. He wrote to Olympic gymnast coach Larry Nassar, but Nassar never received it. It was marked “return to sender” by prison officials and sent back to Epstein, although he also never knew that. The contents of the letter have not been revealed.

We all know what it says. “See you in hell.”

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“Everyone has a right to be who they are,” he said, speaking on gay and transgender rights.

Then why did you spend most of your career hiding behind a mask?

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Everything is on the table for the Ted Lasso-verse, including spinoffs, continuing for a fourth season without Ted and more.

Come on…you already did a season without Ted. This season.

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If Cromwell wins an Emmy this year for Best Drama Guest Actor it will be his third as Ewan Roy and will earn him a record as the oldest TV academy honoree in any male dramatic acting category. Cromwell is 83. He would snag the record for Ray Walston who won his Emmy at the age of 82 for his role in Picket Fences.

He should also win in the little known meanest Eulogy category.

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An SEC filing says they’ve got till November to turn things around or they’re off the exchange. For the past 30 days, the company’s common stock has closed below the $1 per share minimum to remain listed.

Why aren’t more people investing in meaningless quizzes?

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The woman who wrote such major hits as You’ve Lost That Loving Feeling, Here You Come Again, On Broadway and We Gotta Get Out of This Place has died at the age of 82.

I hope you’re happy Fauci.

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Sweeney said the first time her family sat down to watch Euphoria, her dad and grandpa walked out because they weren’t prepared for the grittiness or the nude scenes.

Hope they didn’t leave to masturbate.

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The woman who wrote such major hits as You’ve Lost That Loving Feeling, Here You Come Again, On Broadway and We Gotta Get Out of This Place has died at the age of 82.

I hope you’re happy Fauci.

Read more at TMZ

America agrees- Scuttlebut sucks.

But not to children.

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