The Pillow Guy pulled all his ads off the Fox News channel after he fought with the network over placing a non-pillow ad about his election fraud symposium.

So now where are fox viewers supposed to get their pillows from? How will they get a good night’s sleep?

Read more at Mediaite.

Well there’s one thing we all have in common with those snooty rich Hampton’s type. They also hate people who are much richer than they are. “There’s so much money now it’s nauseating,” said one rich lady. “I’m a 1-percenter. But I bear no resemblance to these people.”

Yeah, it’s the “even richer” people who suck, right guys?

Read more at vanityfair.

Outgoing Mayor De Blasio says a vaccine mandate for all restaurants in NYC is on the table with the Delta variant covid surge. He’s going to call it the “Burger Situation” mandate and continue trolling us all.

Read More At Fox NY.

The unvaccinated WR from the Bills sings about not wanting to get vaccinated and having very heavy balls. He’s also “too ill to be repaired.”

We’d call you nuts, but you’d just do a song about it.

Read more at mediaite.

Never thought I’d see myself falling in love with a rugby player.

I love this! @rubytui mixing heritage, cool and charisma in one exquisite 2 minute interview complete with deep respect for opponents. 👏🏼👏🏼 #Olympics #rugby #NewZealand pic.twitter.com/Qo479Hd1PI

— Philip Beasley (@philip_beasley) July 30, 2021

The members of Team USA’s Olympic Fencing team wore pink masks this week to protest their teammate who has been accused of sexual misconduct but was still allowed to compete.

Guys you’re carrying swords, you can’t think of any other way to react?

Read more at Yahoo.

#TeamUSA men’s epee team wore pink masks for their opening match at the Olympics as a show of support for sexual assault victims. Alen Hadzic— their teammate accused of rape and sexual assault— is on the left. Kudos to the team for taking a stand. #BelieveWomen pic.twitter.com/yRI4azelKN

— Ibtihaj Muhammad (@IbtihajMuhammad) July 30, 2021

A tape taken at a Florida massage parlor that allegedly shows the owner of the New England Patriots engaging in sex acts has been ordered to be destoryed by a judge.

A porn audience thanks you.

Read more at The Daily Beast

what happened Car? Tie your shoe and shatter your foot?

Read more at espn.

Amidst signs of the apocalypse everywhere we turn, the state of NY managed to find time to designate baseball the official sport of the state.

OH good, glad that’s settled.

Read more at rochesterfirst.com

Where did they play this game? Liliput?

What an entrance.

Jose "Jumbo" Diaz took a ride in the bullpen cart in a jumbo-sized baseball glove on the way to the mound. #TokyoOlympics pic.twitter.com/vTLon4yZSe

— #TokyoOlympics (@NBCOlympics) July 30, 2021

Why does LeBron have to deal with this? Shouldn’t there be an usher there to protect him?

Read more at Barstool.

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USHER RAYMOND!! SPOTTED LEBRON JAMES! Atleast the guy can say he got pushed by him ! 🤷🏻‍♀️ watch till the end!! #usher #vegas #spacejam #fyp

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Urban Meyer let his feelings be known about opposing team’s fans getting tickets to Jags game through season ticket holders, ““We’re gonna own this thing,” Meyer said. “When I say we I mean everybody. That’s our stadium. I’m done hearing about other fans coming in our stadium. That shit’s gotta stop. That’s our stadium, this is our city, and this is our team. Own it.” Dude, worry about getting Tebow to learn how to play Tight End instead of attendance.

Read more at PFT.

After 24 scary hours with no information about Bob’s condition, now we know he’s doing great, and overwhelmed with the love and support he received after he collapsed on set.

So relax. It’s all good man.

Read more at deadline.

Just got off the phone with Bob and he's doing great! Joking and japing and joshing. Both he and his family are overwhelmed with the outpouring of love and concern everyone has shown. You will be hearing from him soon. But he's doing really well!!!

— david cross✍ (@davidcrosss) July 30, 2021

Hi.  It's Bob.
Thank you.
To my family and friends who have surrounded me this week.
And for the outpouring of love from everyone who expressed concern and care for me.  It’s overwhelming. But I feel the love and it means so much.

— Mr. Bob Odenkirk (@mrbobodenkirk) July 30, 2021

I had a small heart attack. But I'm going to be ok thanks to Rosa Estrada and the doctors who knew how to fix the blockage without surgery.
Also, AMC and SONYs support and help throughout this has been next-level. I'm going to take a beat to recover but I'll be back soon.

— Mr. Bob Odenkirk (@mrbobodenkirk) July 30, 2021

The SNL head writer made a few offensive jokes about Biles, and people are pissed. After making scandal headlines, Che responded smugly, saying that he had been hacked. Wink.

“maaannnn, i got hacked today… yall kno i only do jokes about whites and cops. s’all good now i changed my password and everything.” He also deleted every post from his Instagram, something he does routinely.

Internet detectives are piecing together that Che may not have been hacked, but have not yet figured out that he really wasn’t saying he was.

Don’t worry about Che, you can’t cancel him, he’s the gingerbread man.

Read more at Variety and The Daily Beast.

Michael Che come on bro smh pic.twitter.com/vi1Zz07yu0

— BallerAlert (@balleralert) July 29, 2021

Not Michael Che using the same IG font as his “hacker” 💀💀🤧🤧 pic.twitter.com/k1LSySumd5

— MeganTheeStallion’sPatella (@KirkWrites79) July 30, 2021

A New York judge ruled that a songwriter who shares credits on some Dylan songs is not entitled to a share of the proceeds of a $300 million dollar sale of Dylan’s catalog. The suit was filed by the songwriter’s widow.

The judge decided that their agreement did not grant the writer any ownership interests in the songs.

Bob. You can’t throw em a few bucks?

Read more at THR.

After Scarlett Johansson sued Disney for the way they released Black Widow, now Emma Stone is considering doing the same over the way her movie, Cruella, was released.

Emma no one was going to see this anyway.

Read more at screen Rant.

Nobody knows anything about the movie, but Hanks will have a small roll in the movie which will star Tilda Swinton and Bill Murray Adrian Brody.

Hey Tom just don’t do to wes what you did to the Coen brothers.

Read more at Variety.

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GQ did a profile on the sex life of Generation Z and found a lot of them don’t seem to be enjoying sex and describe themselves as prudish. So Tik Tok is lying to us all, then?

Read more at GQ.

A man brake checked a woman on the road and then got out of his car. She locked her doors but he climbed onto the roof and went in through the sun roof. The woman was ok in the end but this proves that Americans just shouldn’t be on the road.

Watch the video at Daily Dot.

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