Saturday July 3: Daily Links

SATURDAY 7.3


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CSPAN Ranks All The US Presidents

CSPAN’s gone the Buzzfeed route and decided to rank all the President’s of the United States. Next they’ll tell you what Senator you are by choosing your favorite fast food breakfast meal.

Read more on Twitter.


Declaration of Independence Found in Scottish Attic Sells at Action for $4.2 Million

201 copies of the Declaration of Independence were created but less than 50 still exist. And a woman in Scotland somehow found one in her attic, and just sold it for $4,420,000.

Ummm, that’s ours. Give us our fucking decoration. …and our 4.4 million.

Read more at TMZ.


Great. Now the Gulf of Mexico is Burning.

An underseas pipeline burst and now the Gulf of Mexico is fire. And not in the good way.

The end times are here and nobody seems to give shit.

Read more at gizmodo.


Hot Prison Guard Had Sex With Inmate While Others Watched

A 27 year old woman admitted that she was having sex with a prisoner by cutting a hole in her pants. She also helped him secure contraband.

A sequel to Escape at Dannemora? Already?

Read more at Barstool.


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SPORTS



College Boys Making Bank! Hercy Miller Signs Big Deal After NCAA Rule Change

He’s not even a freshman in college yet but young basketball star Hercy Miller is already capitalizing on the new NCAA rules allowing college players to sign profitable endorsement deals. Months before starting at Tennessee state Hercy signed a deal with a tech company with the help of his famous dad, Master P

How the hell are you gonna get a millionaire to wake up early for his psych class?

Read more at TMZ.


America's Fastest Runner Will Miss Olympics.... Because She Got High (la, da, da, dadada)

Sha’Carri Richardson is DQ’ed from Olympic Trials after she failed a drug test. No, not performance enhancing drugs- she smoked pot.

Hopefully now she can go back to college where athletes can make a ton of money on weed endorsements.

Read more at NY Post.


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CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT



Cosby May Be Planning Comedy Tour

Insiders say Cosby is planning to tour a one man show, and they say they’ve already heard from clubs, and promoters who want to put Cosby on the stage.

And the big question on everybody’s mind is….

How did Luis J Gomez get Cosby’s number?

Read more at insider.com


Teaser for TV Show Starring NYU Prof Is Very Confusing

Scott Galloway, an NYU professor who teaches Branding and Marketing created a teaser for a new tv show. The posted, and deleted clip is baffling the internet who can’t understand why he’s topless in a hardhat talking about sexual preferences.

I guess his brand is unemployed????

Read more at Mediate.


Richard Branson To Head To Space July 11th, Nine Days Before Bezos

Richard Branson is scheduled to beat Jeff Bezos to space by heading up on July 11th – Bezos is set to go on July 20th. And Elon Musk isn’t stupid enough to go at all.

Read more at CBS News.


Ghislaine Says She Deserves To Be Freed

Maxwell says her case is very similar to Bill Cosby’s and in the wake of a court decision that he should be freed, she thinks she should be released as well.

She’s right. Open the door.

Read more at radaronline.


New Jersey 12 Year Old Is the Youngest Chess Grandmaster

Abhimanyu Mishra earned his grandmaster title in chess this week and he’s not even a teenager yet.

Best pizza, best looking, best state to live in….and now youngest nerd. Congrats Jersey.

Read more at ESPN


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TRENDING



Does Grilling Suck Compared to Indoor Cooking?

A writer for Business Insider has made the very precocious move of saying that grilling is garbage, and indoor cooking is vastly superior. He says that grills are dirty and its hard to control temperature.

Maybe by you back tits, but most humans know how to handle the grill these days. #bigboygrillingonaroof

Read more at Business Insider

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Female Walmart Employee Tackled Deer in Store

This is a woman who does not fear the deer.

Via Digg.



STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS



GrubHub Claims Most Ordered Food Item in 2021 is Plant Based Sausage

GrubHub told Travel & Leisure that the most ordered food item so far this year is a plant based sausage wrap. Other top ten items included Bubble Tea, Birria Tacos, an Everything Omelet, Strawberry Banana Cream Smoothies and a Nashville Hot Chicken Sandwich.

Apparently the only people they serve were in Bushwick Brooklyn.

Read more at Food and Wine.


3 in 5 Believe Alien Invasion Inevitable

A new study finds that 60% of those polled i believe aliens are coming.

The other 40% think that Trump is going to be president in August.

Read more at studyfinds.



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