An economist says the heat this year is not just making us uncomfortable, its also costing people money. Texas’ gross state product this year will be reduced by roughly $9.5 billion, according to Ray Perryman of the Perryman group.

Yeah the heat is on. Its’ a cruel summer. Hot town summer in the city.

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“They ought to throw Deranged Jack Smith and his Thug Prosecutors in jail, with Meritless Garland and Trump Hating Lisa Monaco. They have totally Weaponized the Department of Injustice,” says Trump on Truth Social.

How come you haven’t come up with Jackoff Smith yet? You’re losing your touch.

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A 38 year old florida manatee had some intense incest with his actual brother, and then dropped dead. The cause of death was ruled traumatic injuries caused by a sexual encounter with his brother, Buffett.

You boys don’t stop roughhousing your dads gonna turn this car around.

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“What I’ve said is very simple. I’m gonna do what’s right for the country. I don’t think it would be good for the country to have an almost 80-year-old former president go to prison.”

Sublety is not DeSantis’ strong suit.

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A man was hiking the Theodul Glacier in Zermatt 37 years ago and disappeared without a trace. That is until the glacier suffered some major melt this year, and uncovered his frozen remains.

Global warming is going to solve a lot of cold cases.

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The Bengals QB was looking fit and fast at practice this week and he felt great. Then he made the terrible mistake of saying, “This time last year I was sitting in a hospital bed. It’s good to be out there with the guys. Excited about where we’re at.” 24 hours later he was carted off to the locker room with a calf injury.

His calf is the size of a cow.

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Insiders are Buzzing that Tina Fey is in talks with Lorne Michaels and NBC to take over the show once he retires.

I’d rather see her take over for Joe Biden.

Read more at NY Post.

Police just released their 1,266-page report which says, among other things, his team refused to let security notify Travis of the problems taking place in the audience.

Couldn’t he see from the stage?

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According to seismologist Jackie Caplan-Auerbach, the newly-coined “Swift Quakes” occurred on July 22 and 23 at Swift’s Eras Tour dates at Seattle’s Lumen Field

Guess they took that whole Shake it Off seriously.

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Thomas Brodie-Sangster, who starred in Love Actually when he was just a kid, and several projects since, is engaged Talulah Riley. who was married to Elon Musk not once but twice.

In what universe does one woman end up meeting both these guys? #alliwantforchristmasisyou

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Greta Gerwig’s Barbie will finish Sunday with well more than $700 million in worldwide ticket sales at the box office.

Looks like the right couldn’t do to barbie what they did to bud light.

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Vulture predicts Oppenheimer will win a bunch but Barbie will get best pic.

Hey its 8 months away. Lets let this baby form.

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The 75th annual Emmy telecast has been postponed and will not air on September 18th. Variety says they may delay the show past the new year.

By that time we’ll forget why they won.

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Actors Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard were kicked out of Boston Logan International Airport on Wednesday for trying to spend the night after a flight delay. “Stranded at the Boston airport, 9 hours of delays,” Bell wrote on her Instagram story. “There were no hotels avail within 50 miles and we wanted to stay but we were kicked out… And had to find a place to stay right AFTER dad had taken his sleep aids.” They eventually found a friend who had room in their attic for the family.

This seems like a payback for PUNKED.

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The research polled 1,000 British adults between 18 and 34 who haven’t yet started a family, and a full 25% say they already decided they are never having offspring.

Well a lot of states have taken away your choice in the matter.

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