The Governor of Florida won’t close the gyms over the virus due to his reasoning that everyone who goes to the gym is healthy. Just like Disney World.

Read more at americanindependent.com.

Ron Rivera told the Charlotte Observer he has “No regrets” and looks “forward to the challenge of improving a 3-13 team.”

Yeah guys, everything is going as plan. I wanted to join a team that is considered racist and sexist
and this covid is refreshing.

Read more at nbcsports.

ESPN asked what’s the best Stadium Anthem song and the masses were not pleased with Old Town Road being on it. Maybe they need to put out another What Should The Redskins Change Their Name To? poll. That’s a little safer.

You can only choose one 👀 pic.twitter.com/J5wROPPMA4

— ESPN (@espn) July 18, 2020

Now that everything is being monitored on an athlete’s body, it may come to pass soon that bettors can wager on an athlete’s heart rate during games.

Read more at THR.com.

NBA star James Harden took a lot of flak for posting a pic wearing a Blue Lives Matter mask. The Houston Rockets point guard said he was not aware the mask was associated with police, and that he only wore it because ‘it looked cool’ and ‘it covered my whole face and my beard’. Harden also re-emphasized his support for the Black Lives Matter movement. We strongly suggest that Harden not drive to the hole during the first game back from the pandemic.

Read more at tmz.com.

The trailer for the video game Gamer Girl got pulled after it made everyone feel uncomfortable. Up next for the video company that is trying to release this is a VR Stalking simulator.

Via Digg.

According to The British Board Of Film Classification, Joker was Britian’s most complained about movie of 2019. Those who griped about Todd Phillips dark look at The Joker felt that it should have been rated 18 (the UK equivalent to an R rating) due to ‘it’s violence and tone’, while a small number felt the movie should’ve been banned altogether. Meanwhile, British audiences gave the Bean movies major thumbs up.

Read more at nme.com.

James Harden on mask he wore yesterday: “I wasn’t trying to make a political statement..I wore it b/c it covered my whole face,my beard. .As I clearly talked about yesterday,me finding a way,whether it’s my jersey name or another way,to show my support for the Black Lives Matter” pic.twitter.com/2BMyH51peM

— Mark Berman (@MarkBermanFox26) July 17, 2020

Long time New Yorker writer and author Susan Orlean gave her fans more than a mouthful by going on an epic, drunken rant on Twitter. The Orchid Thief author started on a sober note, asking people to pray for Ruth Bader Ginsberg, who is undergoing cancer treatment. Later, Orlean just tweeted ‘Drunk’, then proceeded to comment about her neighbor’s newborn colt, her attempts at writing a memoir, trying to find her cat, and asking for candy. Finally after 24 tweets and self-replies, Orlean signed off with ‘Hahaha very funny whoever put the stool softener right next to the Tylenol’. Reps for Orlean are denying reports that Charlie Kaufman is using her tweets as the basic for the sequel to Adaptation.

Read more at ew.com.

Thank you for your support duri t this difficult time all misspellings are mine totally

— Susan Orlean (@susanorlean) July 18, 2020

I’m sure my neighbors did not notice AT ALL that I was stumbling drunk leaving f the casual neighborhood get together fuck yeah

— Susan Orlean (@susanorlean) July 18, 2020

You guys. Do you tho k my neighbors think 🤔 I’m a. never mind I’m going f to bed

— Susan Orlean (@susanorlean) July 18, 2020

Maybe I am drinking too much during THE FUCKING PANDEMIC

— Susan Orlean (@susanorlean) July 18, 2020

I’m falling down drunk. First time in ages. Where is my kitty? He is my drunk comfort animal.

— Susan Orlean (@susanorlean) July 18, 2020

I would like some candy

— Susan Orlean (@susanorlean) July 18, 2020

I am@being shunned by my family because I am drunk. Yes ok I am fine with that FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCKERS

— Susan Orlean (@susanorlean) July 18, 2020

No one on my house is talking to me right now ok!! YeH whatever I hzte you too

— Susan Orlean (@susanorlean) July 18, 2020

Fuck the recycling. Going to look for candy which I bet doesn’t exists I. This house godd@@ Min it

— Susan Orlean (@susanorlean) July 18, 2020

We do ha e so@e weird candy coated fennel seeds. Is that fucking candy?

— Susan Orlean (@susanorlean) July 18, 2020

I am goi f to sleep. My husband has asked me five hundred rimes@if I am alright. That means it’s go to sleep o’clock

— Susan Orlean (@susanorlean) July 18, 2020

Hahaha very funny whoever put the stool softener right next to the Tylenol

— Susan Orlean (@susanorlean) July 18, 2020

Chelsea Handler used her workout to promote the use of face masks by turning some into bras. Handler posted her creation on Instagram with a message urging people to cover up because ‘I’d like to have fun again’. Not to be topped, Sasha Baron Cohen plans on re-creating his Borat swimwear out of face masks.

https://www.instagram.com/chelseahandler/?utm_source=ig_embed

Hey can you you give me a drink and hold it for me like I’m a baby !?

These nuts are making me thirsty.

A thirst like that means little guy was out LATE last night 😄💧 pic.twitter.com/oJOLIzJOVZ

— Hold My White Claw (@HldMyWhiteClaw) July 16, 2020

Well they say this is a Mako shark. I guess because he likes to mako da waves. Amirite!?

No? I guess this is shark “weak.”

Read more at tmz.com

This is either the cutest dog or ugliest kid you’ve ever seen

Why isn’t he swimming? Dog tired?

Something about this has me dead 🤣 pic.twitter.com/MNnBjkyzwZ

— Theo Shantonas (@TheoShantonas) July 16, 2020