Suspected serial killer Rex Heuermann has been arrested in connection with at least four murders from 2010. The final link that allowed them to arrest them was grabbing his DNA off a discarded pizza box with half eaten pizza still inside.

So for all you serial killers out there….learn from this. Finish your pie.

Read more at NY Post

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During a stop in Finland, President Biden was caught taking a little bite on an adorable girl’s shoulder- something your grandma used to do to cute babies- but never heads of state.

This guy’s president and Armie Hammer can’t work.

Read more at NY Post.

Piers Morgan asked the former NJ Governor who would in an actual fight between him and Trump.

It will be the first boxing match where both guys keep their shirts on.

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This is the opposite of a storm chaser. The person who stays out longest get to be th eheat miser. “Come on,” he answered. “Guy is 78 years old. I’d kick his ass.”

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He’s teamed up with Neil Patel to “start a new media company that would potentially use Twitter as its backbone.” Carlson and Patel are looking to raise hundreds of millions of dollars to fund the company, the people said.

Why don’t you just ask Elon?

Read more at mediaite

After Kevin McCarthy condemned the use of the term on the House floor, Eli Crane apologized saying he misspoke.

That’s mighty white of him.

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The internet got fooled again. A video that looked like Pence being pelted by a water balloon at a parade turned out to be fake. It wasn’t Pence, just someone else with a whitish hair helmet.

Too bad. This was the only interesting thing about him .

The @Mets and @Yankees could certainly use her! pic.twitter.com/2U6HiOErq2

— Bruce Blakeman (@NassauExec) July 12, 2023

The Scottish man who broke the internet with a photo of his mother in laws dress that had everyone debating if it was blue, or white and gold has been arrested and charged with attempted murder of his wife.

He choked her till she was blue but some people say she was gold.

Read more at The Times

Jim Foster was fired on Thursday with no precise reason given, but allusions were made to an incident and protecting an environment that allows students to thrive. Only four days before that the school dismissed the head football coach over an investigation into hazing.

It’s time to shut down Northwestern.

Read more at NBC

Bench said he’s a fan of the new pitch clock rule, mainly because it will stop pitchers from spending so much time adjusting their junk. He also suggested that a second jock would help with the need to constantly adjust themselves.

Why do you keep looking at the pitch cock?

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Lionel Messi has been getting settled in his new Miami home, and was spotted with a shopping cart at a local Publix. A photo of him with his cart went viral.

Don’t you eat all your meals at the hard rock?

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The Angels star hits free agency in six months and word on the street is that the Yankees are most motivated to make a play.

Which means he’ll be on the IR list for big money.

Read more at SI.com

The famous lower east side property located at 57 Great Jones Street, has been rented by Angelina Jolie for the next eight years. It will be used for her Atelier Jolie — a workshop opportunity for under-represented tailors and artisans around the world.

That makes sense; she looks like a Basquiat painting.

Read more at artnews.

A local Malibu Mexican restaurant suffered some major damage after Rosanna Arquette drove her BMW right into the restaurant.

Hey, that’s Pete Davidsons bit.

Read more at Page Six.

A tree fell on the only road to Agatha Christie’s house in England leaving 100 people stuck there for hours.

It’s better than being trapped in Chris Christie’s house.

Read more at The Daily Beast

A photo of a woman taking a baked loaf of bread out of her mailbox went viral with the claim that it was so hot out she was able to bake.

Nice try lady. It’s 100 degrees, not 350.

How hot is in Texas?? 🥵🔥 This woman BAKED BREAD IN HER MAILBOX!! Roberta Wright, who lives in a suburb of Houston, posted these photos on Facebook to show just how hot it is! She truly baked the bread in her mailbox!! It took 45 minutes! 🍞😮

📸: Roberta Wright pic.twitter.com/hmaeLPUeH4

— John-Carlos Estrada 🎙️ (@Mr_JCE) July 14, 2023

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