There has been an 1800 percent rise in the. number of elderly patients who are coming to the emergency rooms in California because of issues related to weed consumption.

This ain’t your grandparents weed. Someone sell these fuckers some 1976 pot please.

Read more at NY Post

Bernie Madoff’s NYC penthouse has been taken off the market after seven months with no serious interest. The apartment was offered for $18.5 million, and included the apartment next door.

Which is sad because there’s billions in the walls.

Read more at NY Post.

It’s historic! Michael Strahan is getting a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, He’s the 2,744th star, but he’ll be the first sports entertainer to grab the honor.

You can think about that while you watch a dog pee on it.

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Aikman asked, “Is this professional football?” while speaking about the quality of play in the league this year.

The answer is no. Also go back and look at your own stats. You stunk.

Read more at SI.com

McVay says he’ll stay in Los Angeles after a lackluster 5-12 season. His deal runs through 2026.

So the story is Sean McVay is keeping his job that he signed a contract for? He’s the Aaron Rdgers of coaching.

Read more at ESPN

Sexuality has always been sold as part of the package in professional wrestling. So Vice asks, what happens when the wrestlers of the WWE get involved with Only Fans?

Well….probably….they get naked.

Read more at Vice.

TMZ is reporting that Ye and a mystery woman who they think may be named Blanca Censori, recently had a private ceremony to celebrate their union. Bianca is an Aussie who has worked for Kanye’s company as an architectural designer.

And by private we mean it’s not even legal.

Read more at TMZ

Director Michael Bay has been charged with a crime in Italy. He stands accused of killing a pigeon while filming a 2018 Netflix movie.

We all know his biggest crime was the Transformers movie.

Read more at The Wrap

Dick was arrested for public intoxication in Lake Elsinore, CA. He was also charged with failure to register as a sex offender. Police discovered he was delinquent while processing him on the intoxication charge.

He has the busiest schedule of any lunatic ever.

Read more at TMZ

Fogerty has just re-acquired the rights to his own Creedence Clearwater Revival songs after a long long wait.

Guess all he had to do was outlive everyone.

Read more at Variety.

As of this January, I own my own songs again. This is something I thought would never be a possibility. After 50 years, I am finally reunited with my songs. I also have a say in where and how my songs are used. Up until this year, that is something I have never been able to do. pic.twitter.com/UISPK8Pb4W

— John Fogerty (@John_Fogerty) January 12, 2023

Amanda Seyfried and Evan Rachel Wood are working on a musical version of Thelma and Louise

Why don’t you let us know when you’re done.

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A new study has found that if you can just manage to walk five minutes during every hour of the day, you’ll receive enormous health benefits that counteract all the bad effects of a sedentary lifestyle.

Yeah…that’s too much.

Read more at The Conversation.