After a woman alleges that her metaverse avatar was gang raped, the Meta company is now offering a personal space zone that will give your metaverse persona safety from other avatars.

Great. Now can you introduce something to protect our privacy from being raped by your company?

Read more at nypost.

Russian head honcho Vladimir Putin was photographed eyes shut, and apparently sleeping while the Ukrainian team entered the Olympic arena.

He said the reason he was sleeping was because he had just been with Bill Cosby.

Read more at Insider.

The internet is laughing at Congressman Mark Walker who posted a late night meal at a Waffle House trying to look relatable. He wrote, “It’s not for the faint of heart or DC elitists but there is nothing like a late night Waffle House on the campaign trail.” Tweeters were quick to point out that he was eating dry toast, plain hashbrowns and some kind of dry looking egg which is not why people go to WH.

This is how you get the nickname narc.

"It's not for the faint of heart," says the badass wearing a suit to Waffle House at 10pm, for the blandest meal on the menu.

Good God, dry white toast *and* plain hash browns. In most southern states, this constitutes grounds for arrest. pic.twitter.com/y6sydWfBGh

— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) February 4, 2022

Headless robot dogs are patrolling the border between the US and Mexico and they look a lot like the robotic dogs in the Metalhead episode of Black Mirror.

Now that wall doesn’t look so bad.

Read more at Daily Star

Man, and my legs hurt after 10 minutes.

Read more at apnews.

Airlines are starting to serve booze again and flight attendants aren’t happy about it considering how people have been acting sober. Coach will now be replaced with an octagon.

Read more at MSN.

GoFundMe has shut down the fundraiser for the Canadian trucker “Freedom Convoy” that raised over $10 million ” after concluding that the protest by truckers and their supporters in Ottawa has become an occupation.” Occupy Ottawa Street just doesn’t have the same ring to it.

Read more at The Star.

The Jags just brought on former Eagles Super Bowl winning coach Doug Pederson as their new head coach.

They’d have more luck with Scott Peterson.

Read more at Fox News.

These are great!

Will I be safe with my red scarf?

My uncle, a reformed crip, posted tips for those coming into LA for super bowl weekend and I’m over here crying pic.twitter.com/JksqG4W5OA

— Phillip Barnett (@regularbarnett) February 2, 2022

The Houston furniture salesman is known for making big bets but this time he is breaking the record for the largest Super Bowl bet with $4.5 million. To do this, he had to make 20 bets of $200,000 each on his Caesar’s Sportsbook mobile app.

Pretty sure you can just get a Super Bowl ad for this price.

Read more at ESPN

Could have been worse he could have been in Inglewood.

Onze correspondent @sjoerddendaas werd om 12.00u live in het NOS Journaal door beveiligers voor de camera weggetrokken. Helaas is dit steeds vaker de dagelijkse realiteit voor journalisten in China. Hij is in orde en kon zijn verhaal gelukkig een paar minuten later afmaken pic.twitter.com/GLTZRlZV96

— NOS (@NOS) February 4, 2022

The British Academy of Film and Television Arts have released their nominations a few days before the US Academy will release their own list. The BAFTAS are often believed to be a strong predictor of the Oscar noms.

BAFTA! It’s is like the Oscar’s with bad teeth.

Read more at Variety

Penn National’s Jay Snowden is reacting to Business Insider’s new report that three more women are making allegations against Barstool Sports Dave Portnoy. Before I get into prepared remarks, I first wanted to address the article about Dave Portnoy that dropped last night from the same paywall, subscription-based publisher as the last article and which also happened to be on same day as our earnings call exactly three months ago,”he said.

Maybe Dave should consider a no nut February.

Read more at NY Post.

The sale netted the musician $25 million.

Thank god Levon’s not here to see that.

Read more at Variety

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This artwork is so valuable it has its own security detail.

In this town it could run for mayor.

Read more at Art Net

New in NYC: A cube made from $11.7 million worth of solid gold is sitting in Central Park—and has its own security detail: https://t.co/DTsqhgCcbc pic.twitter.com/5kXUDSVnS9

— Artnet (@artnet) February 2, 2022

Pus, phlegm, seepage, moist, splooge, fester, mucus, ooze, putrid, curd were voted to be just awful.

You forgot shart

Read more at NY Post.

A poll shows that the majority of Americans are united in their concern about how divided the nation is, but agree on little else.

So we agree we disagree.

Read more at rollcall.