There’s a trend in the Florida retirement community The Villages, where those who enjoy the swinging lifestyle, are advertising their preference with colored loofahs.

The Villages should be napalmed like the end of the Apocalypse Now.

Read more at NY Post.

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The Florida High School Athletic Association is considering making it mandatory for females who want to participate in sports to provide information about their menstrual history.

We’re good with this if politicians start submitting their mental history.

Read more at Miami Herald.

Did Golf Ruin Tony Romo?

Colin Cowherd thinks that the reason Tony Romo has been terrible at broadcasting is because he’s been spending too much time thinking about his golf game.

A lot of people who golf dont stink at their job

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Barkley talked about his falling out with former bestie Michael Jordan on Showtime’s “All the Smoke” and revealed how their last phone call went after Jordan heard Barkley criticize him. “He called me, and that’s the last thing I heard was ‘motherfucker, fuck you! You supposed to be my boy.’ And I said, ‘man, I gotta do my job.’ And we haven’t spoken since that night, and that was probably close to ten years ago.”

These will be the same last words TBS says to him

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Prince Harry says he lost his virginity with an older woman in a “grassy field behind a busy pub”. Everett is calling bullshit on that story, saying he knows how Harry popped his cherry and that ain’t it.

Sounds like you’re a rat, rupe.

Read more at Mirror.Co.

Murray got cast in the latest Ant-Man by simply asking. He called up actress Kathryn Newton and told her we wanted the role.

Just glad he didn’t use Aziz as a reference.

Read more at The Direct

Brittany Furlan mocked Pamela Anderson, and took so much heat from TikTok she had to take down the post and share a new explanation of her behavior.

Come on. You guys have so much in common. You were both dumb enough to marry Tommy Lee.

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“I am getting rid of the accent, but I have probably damaged my vocal cords with all that singing,” Butler told Graham Norton. “One song took 40 takes.”

You should see what it did to Elvis.

Read more at mediaite.

If the clue is: Celebrity Jeopardy’s new champion…the Jeopardy answer is: Who is Ike Barinholtz?

No, seriously. Who the fuck is Ike Barinholtz?

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Lisa Marie’s half brother Navarone was attacked by a camel, and nearly killed just days before his sister’s death. He was feeding the camel at a sanctuary when the animal turned on him and caused serious injuries.

Was it Joe Camel?

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MM says he was on the fence about whether to take the starring role in “How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days”, but he ran into a fortune teller on the street who convinced him. He approached McConaughey and said I want to tell you your fortune, and then said, ‘There’s a movie you’re considering right now. It’s a romantic comedy. You have to do this or it will be one of the biggest regrets of your life. It is going to be a blast, it is going to be an incredible experience and it is going to make a bunch of money.’”

Are you sure she wasn’t a misfortune teller?

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Two days after Beyonce posted an announcement for her new tour, her fans tracked down the designer who made the discoball cowboy hat, and flooded the shop with orders.

Discoball horses are still available.

Read more at TMZ

https://www.tmz.com/2023/02/03/beyonce-renaissance-tour-cowboy-hat-etsy-shop-sells-out-shut-down/

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