Spotify has announced to all of its employees that they are free to work from literally anywhere they want. Home…office…both…neither.

Anyone mind if I work from an opium den?

Read more at gizmodo.

Cuomo’s fans are dealing wiht some tough hits. Covid hero Andrew Cuomo is getting terrible press this week with allegations that he was responsible for deaths being undercounted at nursing homes in large numbers.

Cuomo plans to call it fake news and ask his followers to storm the local walk in clinics.

Read more at cnn.

A Florida Man saved a kid from being crushed to death in a garbage truck. The Tampa sanitation worker spotted the kid who had been hiding in a trashcan, getting dumped into the back of the truck and quickly turned off the machinery before the boy was mangled.

Celebrate Florida Man this week because next week he could be high on meth and running down the street naked with an alligator. This is still florida.

Read more at Fox13.

No, not the little genius painter North West. This is the American Northwest including Seattle and Washington State. They’re expecting more snow this weekend than they typically get in an entire year.

Oh it’s only 4-6 inches?

Guess 4-6 inches is still a lot to get when you’re a virgin.

Read more at cnn.

While making the case that depositions should be done in person, Trump attorney Michael van dern Veen drew unexpected laughter with his unique pronunciation of the word pronounced ‘Philadelphia’. Once the trial ends, Veen plans to launch a career as a speech teacher.

WATCH: Laughter breaks out in the Senate Chamber after Trump attorney Michael van der Veen insists that any impeachment trial depositions should be done in person in his office in Philadelphia

"I don't know why you're laughing," he says https://t.co/3HfaYxaxQC pic.twitter.com/5DnCaTWJvF

— CBS News (@CBSNews) February 13, 2021

Bill Russell has 11 rings. Not 7. Everyone forgets that he’s the actual goat.

Unfortunately for Bill, everyone who has seen him play is dead.

Read more at Yahoo.

Your getting closer @nba @nfl @BleacherReport @SLAMonline @espn https://t.co/cVAwvSt0y7 pic.twitter.com/Oll2mvW1vg

— TheBillRussell (@RealBillRussell) February 12, 2021

The new documentary about this year’s 13 minute Super Bowl halftime show is due out later this year.

90 minutes, that could take up your whole Weeknd.

Straight from his current residency at Stubb’s in Austin, Texas, Dave Chappelle put out a ten minute stand up clip that labels Covid shamers cowards, calls out capitol rioters, and praises Comedy Central for coming around and giving him extra millions for his Chappelle’s Show reruns.

Looks like its not just the theaters Dave plays that sold out.

Read more at The Daily Beast.

Cardi B suggested that women should respond to getting flowers for Valentine’s Day by giving their significant others actual lumps of grass. Florists are now raiding city parks to meet the last minute demands.

Read more at complex.

Donald Glover and Phoebe Waller-Bridge have signed on for the remake of Mr & Mrs Smith for Amazon Prime. The 2005 version starred Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie as a married couple who work for rival spy agencies and are assigned to kill one another. In this version, they’ll play rival agents assigned to kill a studio heads who green lights unnecessary remakes.

Read more at ew.

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NewsMax is running an ad for Mike Huckabee’s pamphlets that will teach kids all the greatness of Trump.

It’s never too young for baby’s first propaganda.

Read more at boingboing.com

this is a real ad running on Newsmax pic.twitter.com/FRZUpueQGl

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 11, 2021

A suspect who was involved in a domestic dispute took off as cops arrived, leading them on a high speed chase that ended at a road block. Cops approached the feeling suspect with guns drawn but when one cop noticed the alleged perp shaking like a leaf, he lowered his weapon and went in for a hug.

When cop play becomes cos play, everyone’s happy.

Read more at nypost.

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