Saturday December 31 Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at December 31, 2022

SATURDAY 12.31

NEWS STORIES

Andrew Tate Busted On Human Trafficking Charges In Romania

Due to a pizza box shown in a troll video Andrew Tate posted aimed at Greta Thunberg, Tate’s been busted on human trafficking charges. Police saw the box and found out where he was. This is what he gets for eating carbs. Not very Alpha of him.

Time Magazine Sez Exercise Movement Is Racist!?

This proves the overweight are the most woke of the population.

Trump Wanted to Trademark Rigged Election

Jared Kushner emails shared with the January 6 committee revealed that Donald Trump wanted to trademark the phrase “Rigged Election!” Days after the election day in 2020.

Who else would try to use it?

Santos Story Broke Before the Election But Nobody Read It

A small Long Island regional paper published everything we later found out about George Santos, only nobody pays attention to small Long Island regional papers.

Same thing happened with watergate.

Twitter Employees Have to Bring Their Own Toilet Paper to Work

Well, Elon fired the entire janitorial crew, so now if you want to wipe, you gotta be prepared.

Elon literally doesn’t give a shit.

Hooters Says No We're Not Changing for Millennials

Tits are here to stay, says Hooters after rumors were floating around that the restaurant was shutting down and rebranding to appeal more to the millennial aesthetic.

Too bad for anyone with millennial kink.

SPORTS

Not All Heroes Wear Capes, Bucs Back Up QB Rescues Crash Victims

Tampa Bay Buccaneers backup quarterback Blaine Gabbert helped rescue several men who went down in a Helicopter crash in Tampa Bay.

Tom Brady would have saved them but he was too depressed about his divorce

After a helicopter crashed into the bay yesterday, @BlaineGabbert and his brothers, who were on jet skis, were instrumental in the rescue. 🙏 pic.twitter.com/sg2pD1MM4Q

— Tampa Bay Buccaneers (@Buccaneers) December 30, 2022

Texans Want Fan Input On Changes To Their Uniforms

How about just putting a turd on the front?

James Dolan Can Also Target People Who Say Bad Things About Him

Dolan’s facial recognition software that can keep his enemies out of his long list of venues can also recognize people who criticize him.

And we waste our time worrying about nepo babies in Hollywood?

John Stockton Says Thousands of Pro Athletes May Have Died From Vax

The NBA icon claims he knows 150 athletes who died from the Covid vaccine. “I believe now, it’s over 100 professional athletes dead. Professional athletes, the prime of their life, dropping dead vaccinated, right on the pitch, right on the field, right on the court,” Stockton said. He later said that the 150 number was drastically low. “It’s way more than that now,” Stockton said. “I mean, I think it’s in the thousands now, but don’t quote me on that one. I’m not saying 1,000, but it might be. It’s a big number.”

Yet he doesn’t name a single one.

Thousands? How did ESPN miss this story?

Terrell Owens Couldn't Make the Deal with the Cowboys

TO is 49 but he wanted to play again, and thinks he’s in good enough shape to do it. But he also wanted too much money so it looks like he’s not going to play for the Cowboys.

Well you’re not a Cowboy but you DO get an AARP card in six months, so you’ve got that going for you.

Watch Billy Belichik Try to Dodge Dirty Player Question

“Yeah, I’m not going to sit up here and comment. I mean, we could go through the rest of the roster and ask same questions about different things about players, so I’m not gonna get into that,” he said before a long awkward cringey repetitive murmuring about the Dolphins.

Classic Belichick.

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Here Are Your Most Watched Television Channels

Congrats to NBC for being the most watched television channel in 2022. And sorry G4, no one knows you’re even still there.

Anthony Hopkins Sober New Year

If you don’t need to watch this, probably someone in your life does. Pass it on.

Wishing everyone a healthy 2023. pic.twitter.com/GCodqlWirw

— AHopkins.eth (@AnthonyHopkins) December 29, 2022

Robert Downey Jr. to Play Iron Man Again???

A social media scooper says “RDJ is back baby (for Secret Wars for sure, and there’s been some talks for a cameo in Armor Wars).”

Didn’t he die? What’s he gonna be, Iron Space Ghost?

Steven Tyler Sued for Sexually Assaulting a Minor in the 70s

A woman who had a relationship with Tyler when she was 16 that lasted from 1973 to 1976 has filed a lawsuit against Tyler saying she was “powerless to resist” Tyler’s “power, fame, and substantial financial ability.”

This is also bad news for Ted Nugent.

Courtney Love Cut From Fight Club Cause of Brad Pitt Fight

Love told Marc Maron that she was supposed to play Marla but was replaced by Helena Bonham Carter after she went nuclear on Brad Pitt. “I don’t know if I trust you, and I don’t know that your movies are for profit. They’re really good social justice movies, but … if you don’t get me, you kind of don’t get Kurt, and I don’t feel like you do, Brad,” she told Pitt about a possible biopic.

Well….At least the movie was better without you

VIRAL & TRENDING

George RR Martin Sez Game Of Thrones Projects Have Been Shelved By HBO

George RR Martin revealed HBO has shelved some upcoming Game of Thrones projects. Much like George has shelved ever finishing writing any of the books.

STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS

Yet Another Study Finds Zoomers Don't Like Anything Fun

Zoomer’s today are less interested in sex, drugs and crime than in previous generations. What else don’t they like, avocado toast? Come on.