Saturday December 26: Daily Links
SATURDAY 12.26
NEWS STORIES
Watch The RV Blow up in Nashville
Something strange is going on in Nashville. First Nate Bargatze’s mural and now a truck exploded.
Wanna know where Lois J Gomez was.
Huge explosion in Downtown Nashville around 6am#nashville #nashvilleexplosion pic.twitter.com/50K9DbfkVr
— AB (@DJ_PAPA_SMURF) December 25, 2020
Party Monster Dies
Well if you are a party monster so strong that going out with a heroin overdose does seem fitting.
Too bad his name wasn’t moderate monster.
The Squad Is Going in on Trump's 2000 Stimulus
The crazy year is crazier each day. The Republicans ignoring Trump while the socialist squad is finding common
ground with the deposed King.
This could be the start of a beautiful friendship.
Biggest Vegas Slot Machine Win In 8 Years Happened On Christmas Eve
A man identified as Kevin won 15 million dollars playing the slot machine at Suncoast Casino in Vegas. He spend only $40 before scoring the biggest slots win in 8 years. Unfortunately, all of the best hookers and coke dealers took off for the holidays.
SPORTS
An NFL Hair Cut So Bad He Was Put on Injury List
No one thinks that football teams are funny but this is. Also it works because it’s really the worst haircut ever.
Make him play without a helmet.
The 2020 Heisman Trophy Finalists
Well it’s that time of year when we find out who the four college players are who could win the Heisman Trophy?
Paul John George or Ringo?
Girlfriend Of Paralympian Confesses To Farting On Him While Spooning
Chantelle Otten, the girlfriend of Australian Paralympian Dylan Alcott, revealed that the first time they slept together, she farted on him while they were spooning. Otten is a sex therapist that encourages open discussions about sexuality and disabilities. Her office is going to get crushed with dudes who are conflicted about loving Cleveland Steamers.
ENTERTAINMENT
Bowie's Kid Gets a Present From Him
“Will you stay in our lovers’ story?
If you stay you won’t be sorry
‘Cause we believe in you
Soon you’ll grow, so take a chance
With a couple of kooks hung up on romancing ”
Read more at ultimateclassicrock.com.
Went looking for sock monkeys in the storage boxes and FOUND THE SCARF!!! YAY! pic.twitter.com/1pcdPqcD5U
— Duncan Jones (@ManMadeMoon) December 23, 2020
Pat Sajack Called This the 3 Most Boring Minutes in TV
Well it took Alec Trebeck to die before America realized how much they hate Pat Sajack. So what is “the 3 Most Boring Minutes in TV”?
Jimmy Fallon’s monologue?
Amy Schumer Keeps The Gag Going
Well the internet was outraged for some reason when Amy Schumer did the first part of this joke. So Amy doubled down.
Hope it’s a trilogy.
Shia LaBeouf Needs Longterm, Inpatient Treatment
Shia LaBeouf’s days as a public wreck are coming to an end. His lawyer claims he needs some long term treatment and Shia agrees.
He needs to be Mulaneyed.
The Crown Made This Jacket Popular
Well you will never have the money the gang on The Crown has but you can wear the jacket
This wasn’t the one Diana was wearing, was it?
+46% increase in sales on one site vs the prior month after the new season aired – How Barbour jackets got cool again, thanks to Supreme and ‘The Crown’: https://t.co/rHiSt0kcJd via @WSJ cc @traciintheswamp
— Matt Ragas (@mattragas) December 23, 2020
All I Want for Christmas is You Sets One Day Record on Spotify
Mariah Carey and her little classic “All I Want for Christmas is You,” were streamed over 17 million times to set a one day Spotify record.
Tomorrow will be zero.
Aaron Sorkin not as Good as Aaron Sorkin Thinks He is
Vice lights up the man who rewrites history in the way Sorkin thinks it actually happened.
Now who can’t handle the truth.
GOING VIRAL
Mom Screams at Cops While Kid Gets Busted
So the cops are videoing the mom while the mom is videoing the cops while the kid is getting busted.
Jesus this is like playing Mousetrap.
more stories coming soon
everything
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
Why Do Writers Drink!?
Some of the best writers of all time as fall down drunks
The Atlantic asked why.
Spoiler Alert They dont have to be at work in the morning.
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