Rudy Giuliani is having a bad week- no make that year- no make that decade. But Adam Kinziger says he’s identified Rudy’s super power, and it’s that he hasn’t got a trace of shame.

He’s a different kind of catholic.

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After some idiot beheaded a “satanic” statue displayed at the State Capitol, Florida governor Ron DeSantis says he’s willing to chip in and help out with the guys legal fees.

You finally found the thing that will get you the republican nomination.

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“I’m not even sure whether I’ll be running against Biden,” West said during an 80-minute conversation with POLITICO reporters and editors. “Biden — I think he’s going to have an LBJ moment [and] pull back.”

Don’t really see you getting there either Cornel.

Read more at Politico

Joe Biden taped an interview with Conan O’Brien’s Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend podcast on Friday.

Wait till you hear him do The Year 2000

Read more at Deadline

Jeff Bezos says AI isn’t dangerous and we should all go live in giant cylindrical space stations that can hold a trillion people.

Well now we know where Blue Origin’s future is going.

Read more at marketwatch.

An unusually strong low pressure system in the Gulf area is going to bring heavy heavy tropical rains to Florida this weekend.

If it sounds normal to you that Florida is planning for tropical storm conditions, check your calendar.

Tropical storms don’t show up in December.

Read more at FoxWeather

The Tampa Bay Rays have been offered a beautiful new stadium if they’ll just change their name and move over to nearby St Pete. The team’s owner was amendable to the move, but not the name change.

But he’ll be happy to turn them into the National Rays.

Read more at Fox News

Jerry is married to John’s Ex– Rebecca Rominjn. And he isn’t too happy about things Stamos put in his book about Becky. O’Connell kept it classy but made it clear that he thought the right thing to do in this case is to give your ex a heads up about things you’re going to print in your tell all memoir.

Then he wouldn’t be John Stamos. He’d be Jerry O’Connell.

Read more at TMZ

Coroners have determined that while there were some contributing factors, the primary reason Matthew Perry is dead, is because of Ketamine.

Uh Oh. Paging mike finoia to the white courtesy phone.

Read more at apnews.

Some people are suggesting that Al Michaels lost his playoff gig with NBC because he’s been making a lot of comments about Taylor Swift getting too much tv attention during NFL games.

That’s not a conspiracy theory. That’s a theory.

Read more at NY Post.

After SNL posted a clip of its new “dassit” sketch, Twitter blew up with people accusing the show of stealing from Yannis Pappas. His trans character Maurica has been using the phrase and the attitude for years.

Can’t wait till next week when they debut their new sketch at Mr Panos’ restaurant.

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After his album launch party was busted up by police, Kanye yelled out to a room full of people, “Jesus Christ, Hitler, Ye! Sponsor that!”

Hey dude. Neither Hitler nor Jesus would like you. Move on.

Read more at The Sun.

A new Noah Baumbach joint is coming to Netlfix and its going to star George Clooney and Adam Sandler.

Cue the Oscar attention. Critics always love it when Adam Sandlers not funny.

Read more at deadline

You remember long long a go when reading a book was a common thing to do, right? But then things changed and now when someone says they read a book its impressive and rare. Well the WSJ says watching a movie is headed in the same direction as reading a book.

Yes, maybe its time to start making one hour movies.

Read more at WSJ

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