Gurdian Angel and Mayoral candidate in NYC Curtis Sliwa never removes his beret but he took it off for the National Anthem at a protest this weekend revealing the craziest tan line you’ve ever seen. He told the Post, “I even sleep with the beret on. I fall asleep with the beret right on my head and wake up with it right on my head, which drives my wife, Nancy, crazy.

Dude your head looks like a screw top. No, a Russian Doll. And you’re one sunburn away from being Neopolitan Ice cream.

Read more at NY Post.

Curtis Sliwa shows off tan line after removing famous beret at rally https://t.co/Gckc0mbT6B pic.twitter.com/XNAkj2o5k2

— New York Post (@nypost) August 6, 2021

Some summer campers were gathering wood when they discovered the body of a 35 year old man who had commited suicide.

Congratulations campers, you just became a fireside story for generations to come. #CrackleCrackle

Read more at News 10

A San Fran Restaurant Vietnamese thought it was being cute when they added a $72 fried rice dish to the menu as a gimmick to get a little publicity and because they were bored. #1 Dac Biet Fried Rice was nicknamed by the kitchen #1 doucjebag rice, but the dish became so popular that they would get 20 orders a night. They had to take it off the menu because the ingredients were so costly and it took too long to make. Also it’s not even a Vietnamese dish.

Should have stuck with Rice a Roni, the San Francisco treat.

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After Bethany Shondark posted this horror show of a mask, Twitter had three replies. !. This is Fake. 2. If it’s real you need a doctor immediately and 3. If it’s real, thank god you’re wearing a mask.

I’d hate to see her underwear.

Read more at Mediaite.

This mask is like this after one day. pic.twitter.com/TKDDXEVQEZ

— Bethany S. Mandel (@bethanyshondark) August 5, 2021

Every outlet reported about Biden wearing a Tan suit yesterday, an apparent homage to when Biden freaked everyone out by wearing tan.

This seems to be more of an homage to the Temptations.

Read more at The Hill

Here in the East Room, I’m listening to the president. The subjects are serious – the economy, vaccinations, jobs – but it’s hard to focus, since I was so distracted by his TAN SUIT. pic.twitter.com/uKr9jBUSzX

— Tara McKelvey (@Tara_Mckelvey) August 6, 2021

CVS has announced that they will no longer be carrying any Johnson and Johnson vaccine but will continue to provide Pfizer and Moderna. So does this make J&J people more accepted by the anti-vaxxers?

Read more at WGNTV.

Unlike Tom Brady’s social media video this one’s real and everyone’s loving it.

Cmon man throw god does this on the regs.

NOTHIN’ BUT NET!

🎯 @AaronRodgers12 #PackersCamp pic.twitter.com/E70xTxe1w4

— Green Bay Packers (@packers) August 5, 2021

The Crazy Way Marathon Swimmers Hydrate at the Olympics

So sharks….

Read more at buzzfeed.

I can get easily bored during some long events, but give me a marathon or a 6-hr road race and I'm hooked. Love this open-water swimming marathon, complete with their own feeding station. pic.twitter.com/4cjRvCPQmL

— Ⓒ (@indaeo) August 4, 2021

Getting marathon swimmers their water bottle could be an Olympic sport by itself pic.twitter.com/IDfKCCLVdf

— Joe Pompliano (@JoePompliano) August 5, 2021

Kirk Cousins father is a pastor at Discovery Church in Orlando. Watch him preach about Satan, Hitler, and BLM.

Hey Don, what do you think about your son inside a plexibox?Could it be….SATAN?

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Andrew Dice Clay isn’t letting a little Bells Pasly stop him. The temporary condition causes half his face to lose tension, but he’s still performing.

And now he’s got a killer new droopy dog impression.

Read more at TMZ.

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God hates disco.

Dave Grohl & The Foo Fighters trolled the Westboro Baptist Church outside their concert in Kansas tonight. PLAYING DISCO. pic.twitter.com/Ci2yh1M7QR

— talkie (@Talkie86) August 6, 2021

Clint Eastwood’s got a new movie coming out at 91 years old called Cry Macho. And no, it’s not about the Macho Man passing away.

Read more and watch the trailer at Rolling Stone.

Jake Gyllenhaal recently told Variety, “I find bathing to be less necessary. Good manners & bad breath get you nowhere. So I do that. But I do think there’s a whole world of not bathing that is really helpful for skin maintenance & we naturally clean ourselves”. When you’re as big a stud as Jake, you can smell like a dumpster and still get laid.

Read more on Twitter and Variety.

Jake Gyllenhaal says “I find bathing to be less necessary”

“Good manners & bad breath get you nowhere. So I do that. But I do think there’s a whole world of not bathing that is really helpful for skin maintenance & we naturally clean ourselves”

(Source: https://t.co/gaMa0DvQQo) pic.twitter.com/b4CULBhbNS

— DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) August 6, 2021

everything

Okay obviously its not a UFO, but the TikTokers theory that its a bunker is even crazier.

For crazy level 3, see if you can spot the eyeball commenters are claiming is in the water.

@allymurray222

#ufo #alien #conspiracies

♬ original sound – Ally

@allymurray222

Reply to @laurensalvesen I think it’s a bunker or something?? Someone tell me what that hole is for tho

♬ original sound – Ally

11 million views on Tiktok for this pilot who kept everyone calm when a Grizzly bear approached them at close range.

Where were you when Leo De Caprio could have used your help?

@mrsb111

Incredible trip to Alaska we happen to encounter a bear walking right in front of us fortunately my seaplane captain kept everyone calm 🐻

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Bet this dude doesn’t bathe.

Watch him on Twitter.

This one's for you 😉 pic.twitter.com/zlIVCDmjOz

— Little League (@LittleLeague) August 5, 2021

everything