Enough with the silly pandemic hoarding folks. We are on our way back. This is Trump’s America

# Make America Great Again, again.

Read more at wsj.com.

A top human fighter pilot got his ass handed to him while trying to fight against an AI program in a military exercise. This is SkyNet’s first step to domination.

Read more at breakingdefense.com.

The wildfires raging in California are now bigger than the entire state of Rhode Island. It’s sounds like a really big fire until you remember that Rhode Island is a very little state.

“It’s so small, they recently had the whole country carpeted.”

Read more at abc7news.com.

Say what you want about Steve Bannon but admit that the fat bastard is endlessly entertaining.

You know, like Doctor Evil funny.

Folks, this really happened. pic.twitter.com/EviEJCGvs7

— John Whitehouse (@existentialfish) August 21, 2020

This is all us, seconds before our zoom meeting connects.

Sen. Tom Carper dropping some f bombs, apparently because his computer was muted: pic.twitter.com/uARqNK6IQ5

— Matt Shuham (@mattshuham) August 21, 2020

Las Vegas Raiders owner Mark Davis opened the team’s new 1.9 billion dollar stadium with, ‘Greetings. Welcome to the Death Star, where our opponent’s dreams come to die’. Will someone tell him that the Imperial Forces were the losing side?!?

Read more at tmz.com.

We're home. @AllegiantStadm I #RaiderNation pic.twitter.com/B8ibNNjO1p

— Las Vegas Raiders (@Raiders) August 21, 2020

Let’s hope it’s Borat 2: Borat Gets Woke.

Just saw a live shooting of Borat driving some yellow hooptie truck in my hood!!! 😂🙌🏾…. pic.twitter.com/NSDmrKgPPe

— Switzon S. Wigfall, III (SSWIII) (@switzonthegreat) August 17, 2020

A New York woman who visited Ron Jeremy’s apartment said she was so horrified by what she saw that she took photos. And now you can see them too.

If you didn’t catch herpes from Ron Jeremy’s dick, you’ll catch it by stepping foot in his home.
Read more at dailymail.co.uk.

Photos of ex-porn star Ron Jeremy's filthy Hollywood apartment | Daily Mail Online https://t.co/O4kmFQHF4b

— Michael Santomauro (@Santomauro) August 24, 2020

Well it’s time to start the Rick Springfield is a vampire conspiracies. He looks the same as as he did in 1981.

I wanna tell him I love him but the point is probably moot.

Don’t worry Smash Mouth, you’ll get em this year.

Read more at billboard.com.

You better whip up a spell for this one because not even Piper could middle child fix this one.

Read more at etcanada.com.

1916 Woodrow Wilson (D) signs law establishing the National Park Service. #DemocratsHelpPeople

— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) August 21, 2020

1) You stole #metoo (a brilliant communication tool, not a movement) from Tarana. You co-opted my movement, the Cultural Reset, for fame, jealous of me for outing my rapist. You made 250k per week on Charmed. (Con’t) pic.twitter.com/d9HmnJEYXM

— Rose McGowan (@rosemcgowan) August 22, 2020

2) You threw a fit in front of the crew, yelling, ‘They don’t pay me enough to do this shit!’ Appalling behavior on the daily. I cried every time we got renewed because you made that set toxic AF. Now, get off my coattails you fucking fraud.

— Rose McGowan (@rosemcgowan) August 22, 2020

3) https://t.co/qYURWdf9nm

— Rose McGowan (@rosemcgowan) August 22, 2020

Reality star Scheana Shay said that she was in a ‘throuple’ with John Mayer and The Hills star Stacie Adams for 6 months in 2008. Shay claims the musician met her when she was a bartender in Beverly Hills and invited her then-roommate Adams, to join the fun. The relationship ended when Mayer started paying more attention to Adams and Shay got ‘a little jealous’. They should have tried throuples therapy.

Read more at yahoo.com.

Thanks to Deep Fakes we can see what would have happened if Neo took the Blue Pill. We’re living in terrifying times.

Via digg.

You wasted money on college. This is all you ever needed.

Via digg.com.

What simple “life hack” should everyone know? from r/AskReddit