Saturday August 15: Daily Links
SATURDAY 8.15
NEWS STORIES
Toronto Strip Club Employee Exposes 500 To Covid
A strip club employee in Toronto has tested positive for Covid and now up to 500 people may have been exposed. Meanwhile in America we can’t even eat inside of a restaurant and the people of Canada are enjoying strip clubs.
Sammy The Bull Is Starting His Own Podcast
Sammy the Bull is starting his teasing that he’s going to release his own podcast. The first episode will focus around the origins of the giant inflatable rat that’s put up in front of scab work sites.
SPORTS
nothing here today
everything
ENTERTAINMENT
Halle Berry Killing It at 54
Don’t be one of those people who look and shout “I hope I look that good when I’m 54.” You didn’t look
this good at 21.
Marge Simpsons Gets Political
Marge Simpson responded to Trump advisor’s rip on Kamala Harris’s voice that she sounds like Marge.
“Shut up Becky”
Dolly Parton is Pro Black Lives Matter
Dolly just made everyone but country music fans swoon when she commented on BLM
“Do we think our little white asses are the only ones that matter? No.”
And I will always love youuuuuuuu!
Jason Momoa Jams Out On New Bass
Jason Momoa received a new Fender Precision Bass for his 41st birthday and briefly played a bit of Stevie Wonder’s ‘Higher Ground’, Red Hot Chili Peppers-style. If the acting thing doesn’t work out, he always be Flea’s bass roadie.
Tom Cruise Doesn’t Let Anyone Run On Screen With Him
During the film of The Mummy, actress Annabella Wallis said that Tom Cruise told her that he refuses to let anyone run with him on screen. because he’s doesn’t want to share scenes with anyone who can’t keep up. Usain Bolt is looking to get a part in the next Mission Impossible movie to crush that idea.
Ozzy Biopic Will Be ‘An Adult Movie For Adults’
Sharon Osbourne said the upcoming biopic on her marriage to Ozzy Osbourne will be ‘an adult movie for adults’ and hopes that ‘it will be a story that everybody can relate to’. Having a husband who pissed on the Alamo and bit off the head of a bat isn’t something the average wife can relate to.
Read more at people.com.
GOING VIRAL
Gun Fans Love the Cool Dude Who Shot Himself in the Balls
Who would have ever thought that one of the guys who was posting pics of themselves pointing loaded guns at their crouch would shoot himself in the nuts.
I got yer gun safety….. Down Low.
Now these MAGA dolts are pointing guns at their dicks with the safeties off and their fingers on the trigger to own the libs. I fucking hate it here. pic.twitter.com/O1vVUldLn5
— Dylan (@dyllyp) May 25, 2020
Ghengis Khan Is Trending On Twitter
After a Tweeter (who has now shut down their account, tweeted about Ghengis Kahn, reaction set the warrior’s name trending. The tweet read: Ghengis Khan did to central Asia what Islamic invaders did to India, maybe worse. He single-handedly killed 11% of world population at the time. Yet some want to glorify him as a hero conqueror. That’s your personal choice. But objectively, Ghenghis Khan was a barbarian.
All it’s taken is 800 years for Ghengis Khan to be canceled. Good work 21st century!
That's it, Genghis Khan is CANCELLED https://t.co/R6bP8w3FLw
— Noah Smith 🐇 (@Noahpinion) August 15, 2020
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