Saturday August 1: Daily Links
SATURDAY 8.1
NEWS STORIES
Ellen DeGeneres Finally Owns Up to Workplace Toxicity
Ellen DeGeneres came clean about her employees complaints. Seems it was everyone else’s fault!
Now if you need her she’s with George W.
SPORTS
ESPN Names Monday Night Football Broadcast Team
ESPN is set to name Steve Levy and former players Louis Riddick and Brian Griese as the new Monday Night Football play by play team. Network officials deny a report that the alternatives were random crowd noise, dead air and holograms of Howard Costello, Frank Gifford and Dandy Don Meredith.
ENTERTAINMENT
Charlize Theron: I’m In A Relationship - With Myself
Charlize Theron recently said when her daughter insisted that she needs a boyfriend, she shocked them by saying that she’s currently in a relationship – with herself. The Oscar-winning actor added that her daughter’s ‘mind was blown’ upon realizing ‘there’s a different possibility’. What are ABC execs waiting for. She’s got the socially distant spin for ‘The Bachelorette 2020’.
Joe Pesci Feuding With His Neighbors Over D*ck Size
Joe Pesci is feuding with his Jersey shore neighbors about how long their docks should be. The Goodfellas star wrote a letter opposing the construction of two new docks that would extend 315 feet out into Barnegat Bay. Pesci wrote that doubling the length would ‘block views of the Bay currently enjoyed by other area homeowners’, and ‘force boaters, kayakers and paddlers in the area to operate far from land’ and ‘in the wakes of large watercraft’. Was the head of a marlin attached with the letter?
Emmy Dress Code To Allow Designer Pajamas
This year’s Emmy Awards will be held virtually and show producers are encouraging A-listers to ‘come as you are, but make an effort’. Designer pajamas are also on the table – especially if you’re accepting an award overseas. Crotch-less, see through chaps, uh, no…
Cameron Diaz Joins TikTok, Does Wine Challenge
Cameron Diaz joined TikTok, joining her friend and business partner Katherine Power taking part in the app’s #WineChallenge to promote their new wine, Avaline. Reps for the Charlie’s Angels star are denying a report that she’s trying to start up a Wine Bucket Challenge.
That Time Michael Jackson Wanted to be in X-Men
Michael Jackson thought he he’d be great. director Bryan Singer didn’t think he was a fit.
Odd since MJ and Bryan have much in common/
Watch Toni Braxton Use a Vibrator !
This is so hot and I can’t believe she finished on her face!
Watch until she knocks a tooth lose.
My real beauty secret? Yea ok it’s a vibrator! But I only use this on my face…honest! There’s 3 settings…but I wouldn’t advise putting it on 3. 🥴@voguemagazine Beauty Secrets https://t.co/48l2gRHZuk pic.twitter.com/djp9yicuZb
— Toni Braxton (@tonibraxton) July 31, 2020
GOING VIRAL
Cousin Greg from Succession Makes a Pandemic Anthem
Don’t know why we took so long to find this but it makes the whole pandemic worth it. Guess you do have break some gregshells to make a tomelette.
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