Saturday April 9, Daily Links

SATURDAY 4.9
NEWS STORIES
Was This Weird Cloud Over Alaska A UFO Crash!?
This strangely shaped cloud appeared above Alaska and people are freaked out about what caused it, with some suspecting a fallen meteor or even a crashed UFO.
Please, God, don’t let Aliens first interactions with a Palin.
Read more at the Bellingham Herald.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/139656093135477/posts/1441835486250858/?comment_id=1441857049582035
Is Warren Buffet an Enemy to Bitcoin?
Peter Thiel thinks so. He also accuses buffet of being part of a “finance gerontocracy” that has held back the cryptocurrency’s adoption.
Every time you look at Peter Thiel, you think Bazinga?
Alex Jones is Hiding His Money from Sandy Hook Families
The families who lost loved ones in Sandy Hook have been to hell and back, and Alex Jones added to their pain by repeatedly denying that the mass shooting even happened. Now this piece of garbage is allegedly hiding assets, so he won’t have to pay them damages in the defamation lawsuit he lost.
You know, sometimes this guy comes off a little less than reputable.
SPORTS
Megan Rapino Demands XFL Fill In Their X
Rapinoe says the new XFL font and logo looks much too much like the logo for Togethxr, a company started by Megan’s fiancee. A cease and desist letter is forthcoming, she said.
Can’t you too get togethexer and make up?
Well doesn’t this looks familiar 🧐🥸@XFL2023 @togethxr @TheRock pic.twitter.com/MDv77qypYE
— Sue Bird (@S10Bird) April 7, 2022
Stewart Cink's Hole in One at the Masters
Didn’t Trump just do this?
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Will Smith Banned From Oscars For the Next Decade
Will Smith has been banned from the Oscars for the next decade by the Academy for slapping Chris Rock in the face. He will be ineligible for awards and cannot attend events during that time. Will accepted the reprimand.
By the time he’s allowed back Jada will have had another 600 entanglements.
Old Video Of Awkward Will And Jada Interaction
A video from 2019 has resurfaced of an awkward interaction between Will Smith and Jada. Will Smith’s one cuck comment away from going full Private Pyle.
Watch the video via Digg.
How would you describe this behaviour?
(This is an old clip of Jada & Will Smith) pic.twitter.com/aDjVjER2Z4
— Crinkle Speaks (@BlackSpaceUK) April 7, 2022
Donald Glover: Stop Comparing Atlanta to Dave
In an interview with himself, Glover said it bothers him when people compare his tv series, Atlanta, to the tv series Dave. “People think I’m pretentious. I can be a snob. But I think in entertainment or art it’s important to know the difference between things. Like, Anthony Bourdain wasn’t pretentious, but he definitely knew the difference between a dry aged wagyu and a smash burger. Neither is better or worse than the other. They’re just different experiences. And I wouldn’t want to have either every day. But I would never confuse the two. I expect the same of my audience.”
Okay, but can we compare it to Flatbush Misdemeanors?
Jack White Performs the National Anthem
Thai is the way Francis Scott Key would have played if he was even slightly hip.
Detroit's own Jack White rocked the National Anthem like only Jack White can. pic.twitter.com/dB4DpRBWdB
— Detroit Tigers (@tigers) April 8, 2022
Hailey Bieber Quits Runway
Either you’re in or you’re out, and Hailey Bieber says she is OUT. She says her decision comes after a really bad experience, where an important casting director said things that really shook her confidence.
You’re a Baldwin. Then a Bieber. You should be used to taking shit by now.
more stories coming soon
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VIRAL & TRENDING
Watch This Moment Channel 2 Changed From Black and White to Color
Iowa news changed from black and white to color on live television and what a moment!
This is like watching Wizard of Oz, but without the really cool witch and munchkins.
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
Scientist Says Mushrooms Talk to Each Other
Researchers have discovered that funghi talk to each other, and by measuring electrical patterns have even been able to determine up to 50 different ideas they communicate to each other.
Are you sure these scientists didn’t eat the mushrooms?
Huff Po Says A Lot Of People Marry Their Second Choice
This article thinks we’ll be shocked that not everyone ends up married to their first choice.
Well if we married our first choice we would have been married in seventh grade.
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