Patton Oswalt Has Done Enough. He Is Ready To Eat Donuts and Die
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Patton Oswalt feels like he’s in the wrong decade but not because of how he wanted to live– it’s because of how he wants to die. Last night he told Conan that if he were living in the 60’s at this age- 47- he’d be allowed to start getting ready to die. But in this generation, he’s expected to grab a mountain bike and eat kale. No, none of that for Mr. Oswalt. He’s done enough, he’s tired, and he wants to eat donuts and be allowed to die. And he already knows how he’s going to die. It’s going to happen while midway through recording Ratatouille 7: Who Gives a Rats Ass, on a toilet while eating a donut.
Patton, nobody’s stopping you and there’s a dunkin donuts on every corner of America now.
