PETA’s Not-So-Safe-For-Work Super Bowl Ad Claims Vegans Last Longer in Bed

PETA wants to find a new way to get you to quit eating meat this year with a Super Bowl Ad that reportedly didn’t make it past the CBS censors (and most likely was designed to get turned away). The spot highlights a different kind of deflategate, with PETA claiming that Vegans last longer in bed.

“Super Bowl 50 audiences will be missing out on comedy, sex appeal, and the lifesaving message that vegan meals can help clear clogged-up carnivores and get their blood pumping again,” says PETA Senior Vice President Lisa Lange.

CBS Execs may have rejected the ad but rumor has it most of them requested their own copy of the spot to take home in case they changed their minds.

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