“New Material Seinfeld” Destroys on The Pete Holmes Show

It’s “New Material Seinfeld” popping in for a set on The Pete Holmes Show.  It’s weird that Seinfeld continues to be working out all this new stuff on a national TV show. He’s wasting it!

“New Material” is a good friend of Pete Holmes (and seems to be a close relative to comedian Joe DeRosa), but he seems to have some trouble finding a place to work on his brand new material.  So he likes to drop by the Show, and test out some of his brand new jokes.  New Material is often wondering things like “what is the deal with these people” and he has a hard time understanding why things are given weird names.  Last night, “New” krushed it with a whole new act asking about apples (why do they come in three colors?  are they a fruit or a stop light?), his dog (why do they call it ‘fixed’ when he can’t have puppies?)  and he has a lot of questions about pancakes.   Now that TBS has cancelled The Pete Holmes Show, we don’t know where “New Material” will go to work on his sets.  Scroll down to watch NMS’s first three appearances, they’re already classics.

Here’s New Material Seinfeld’s first appearance on The Pete Holmes Show, where he asks “what’s the deal”, with beds, and overalls, and he wonders about why they put those little windows in the pasta boxes.  “They don’t do that with cereal, they just take cereal’s word for it.”

In New Material Seinfeld’s second appearance he works out some jokes about rehearsing vs prehearsing (you’re not re-hearsing, you’re pre-hearsing), steak temperatures. and the oddness of the word extinct.

During New Material Seinfeld’s third visit to the Pete Holmes Show, he once again wonders, what is the deal with these people?  He also has some questions about hardwood floors, typewriters, and bars!  Calm down New Material! You’re going to hurt yourself!

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