Monday September 25 Daily Links
MONDAY 9.25
NEWS STORIES
Mark Meadows Burned White House Docs?
According to Cassidy Hutchinson Meadows burned so many documents in his last week in the White House that his wife had to send their close to be cleaned to get rid of the bonfire smell.
More like a meadowsfire.
WTF is the Alaska Triangle?
Twenty thousand people have vanished in an area replete with UFO sightings in Alaska.
Maybe its polar bears.
Point La Jolla Beach To Close for 7 Years
It’s a popular spot for beachgoers but La Jolla Beach is closing for the next seven years after Sea Lions claimed it as a breeding and birthing ground.
Sea Lions don’t pay taxes.
Four Women Plan to Sue Andrew Tate
The women are claiming that Tate raped, controlled, and committed sexual violence against them during the course of four yeras. “The four claim that Tate choked them until blood vessels burst in their eyes, beat them with a belt, raped them numerous times and coercively controlled them.” And one has a voice mail with Tate saying he loves raping her.
Really starting to dislike this guy
SPORTS
First Woman to Face a Defense in College Football
Haley Van Voorhis took the field for Shenandoah University becoming the first woman to play in an NCAA game in a position other than kicker. “I just wanted to get out and do my thing. I want to show other people this is what women can do, to show what I can do. It’s a big moment. I made the impossible possible, and I’m excited about that.”
What about Helen Hunt the QB Princess.
49ers Rip Giants QB on the DL
“The dude did not want to throw the ball,” an unnamed 49ers defender told the San Francisco Chronicle. “Early on, you could tell it wasn’t gonna happen. Everything was a checkdown. At that point, we knew what time it was.”
Might as well use your name, everybody agrees with you.
Jets Declined Two Starting QBS
Insiders report that both Carson Wentz and Matt Ryan asked the Jets if there was any interest, and the Jets passed on both.
Its not like the Jets need another problem.
Taylor Swift Watched KC with Mrs Kelce
During Sunday’s Kansas City Game, Taylor Swift was in the stands, watching the game with Travis Kelce’s mom solidifying rumors about who she is dating.
So she’s dating Kelce’s mom?
Super Bowl Halftime Show
Usher is going to be the headliner at Super Bowl LVIII this year.
This is the biggest story of the 90s.
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Jake Gyllenhaal as Batman?
During Thursday’s episode of the Happy Sad Confused podcast, screenwriter David S. Goyer said that they were considering Jake Gyllenhaal for the role of Batman in the three Batman flicks Christopher Nolan directed.
At least we could have had a bruce wayne who looked like he was into women.
Neil DeGrasse Tyson Crowns Movie New King of Bad Science
Armageddon was once Neil’s pick for the movie that ignored the rules of physics the most. Now he’s crowned Moonfall the new #1. “It was a pandemic film that came out, you know, Halle Berry, and the moon is approaching Earth, and they learned that it’s hollow and there’s a moon being made out of rocks living inside of it and the Apollo missions were really to visit, to feed the moon being, and I just couldn’t, so I said, “Alright, I thought Armageddon had a secure hold on this crown, but apparently not.”
We’ll all have to take your word for it.
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
A Fuck a Day Keeps Dementia Away?
A new study says seniors who remain sexually active can help keep their brain healthy by driving blood to the brain.
I thought blood went the other way during sex. Viagra cures dementia .
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