Donald Trump believes that all Presidents and candidates should have to take cognitive tests. He also believes we are in danger of ending up in World War 2.

I think World War 2 is not going to happen bro. You don’t have to worry about that one.

Read more at Daily Mail

A crypto fanatic noticed that Mark Cuban’s crypto wallet lost a ton of money, and its looking like the Mavs man was hacked to the tune of more than $800,000.

All good. He’s got that kind of cash in his couch cushions.

Read more at Coin Telegraph

People are asking the Don, where’s your wife? Nobody’s seen her in a really long time despite Trump being in the news on a constant basis, oh and he’s running for President.

Did anyone check under the 4th green?

Read more at Daily News

Someone at a Delaware school made and circulated a meme of a high school senior’s breast. Now two principles are being sued and are accused of making the meme using school security footage.

Biden thought it was his tit.

Read more at DNYUZ.

Oregon has America’s first licensed psilocybin service center and the wait list is long and growing. Researchers believe these mushrooms can be used to help many in mental health distress.

Portlandia is a documentary.

Read more at AP News

Since Covid, the flight industry has changed, and flight attendants are finding themselves so burned out that many of them are quitting.

Its the greyhound of the sky.

Read more at CNN

Variety says there are so many great performances this year, there aren’t enough slots for nominees so they gave their top prediction for the 5 noms followed by another 25 maybes. Their 5 includes Rustin’s Colman Domingo, Oppenheimer’s Cillian Murphy, Leo D for Killers of the Flower Moon, Paul Giamatti for The Holdovers and Jeffrey Wright’s performance in American Fiction.

Can we at least wait till the year ends?

Read more at variety

He called the gig, existentially dangerous saying he was “unsure of myself. It was hard. It was existentially dangerous. I had feelings of ‘I should erase myself.’”

Dying is easy, comedy is hard.

Read more at THR

Martin Scorses penned a beautiful tribute to Robbie Robertson in Rolling Stone that will give you the water works big time.

The person who would have enjoyed this the most was Robbie Robertson.

Read more at Rolling Stone

After admitting that not all of his stories from his shows are factual, Hasan Minhaj found himself on his heels, needing to defend himself.

The best thing that happened to you, Hasan, is Russell Brand.

Read more at TMZ

The announcement that The Drew Barrymore was coming back live despite the strikes was not well received. Drew tried to dig her heels in, but things only got worse, so on Sunday it was announced that the show’s return would be postponed until the strikes are resolved. Jennifer Hudson and the Talk followed Drew’s early return, and recanted just as fast.

The Talk and Jennifer Hudson used Drew as a meat shield.

Read more at TMZ

Tate gave Brand the twitter version of a high five, writing, “Welcome to the club @rustyrockets” alongside a meme bearing the caption “On my way to fight the crazy b—ch allegations.” And Musk dropped a supportive note to a video released by Russell Brand saying he was targeted because of his anti vax views.

Those are two guys you’d rather see against you.

Read more at The Wrap

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