Monday October 9 Daily Links

Published by The Editor at October 9, 2023

MONDAY 10.9

NEWS STORIES

Powerball May Break Its Own Record

Nobody won powerball again, bringing the Powerball up to $1.4 billion getting the lottery awfully close to hitting its all time highest jackpot.

With our luck Elon Musk will win it.

Billionaires Could Cost Us Civilization as We Know It

Jonathin Taplin believes billionaires like Peter Theil, Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk and Marc Andreeson could actually destroy our society

It used to be emperors, now it’s billionaires.

Biden Has a History of Irritating the Secret Service

When he was VP he went skinny dipping in front of his security team, which made many of them uncomfortable, and we know they aren’t thrilled with his dogs. They’ve been bit 11 times.

I’d rather get bit by the dog.

SPORTS

Lebron Not a Cowboys Fan

“We got the game of the day. We got to a rival game. We got a rematch from last year’s postseason. As a kid, I used to wear so much Niner stuff; when I was super young, I was a Niners fan. My Little League team wore red so we would represent the Niners. There’s so many Cowboys fans. But I’m not one of them.”

You’re a frontrunner too. Just like all your fans.

Will Ferrell, Frat House DJ

Ferrell deejayed a set for a fraternity house this weekend- Sigma Alpha Mu frat house at USC before the big game.

And then he streaked through the quad.

Stone Cold Impression Cost Diggs 14k

The NFL fined #Bills WR Stefon Diggs $13,659 for unsportsmanlike conduct — his Stone Cold, beer-soaked touchdown celebration in last week’s blowout win over the #Dolphins.

Best money he’s ever spent,

https://x.com/BenBrownPL/status/1708541626254086508?s=20

The NFL fined #Bills WR Stefon Diggs $13,659 for unsportsmanlike conduct — his Stone Cold, beer-soaked touchdown celebration in last week’s blowout win over the #Dolphins. pic.twitter.com/7GUXXSz9FN

— Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) October 7, 2023

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Cait Not Gunna Date

Caitlin Jenner says she has no plans to ever be in a relationship again.

Why? Is there something wrong with your genitals?

Spike Lee Responds to Jann Wenner Masters Collection

“It is just emblematic of how often Black people, brown people, colored people are overlooked for their genius, for their skill, hard work,” Lee said during the New Yorker Festival talk.

We’re looking forward to your book.

Darren Arnofsky Made a Movie for the Sphere

The 50-minute movie, which opens in Las Vegas this weekend, has a sci-fi framing device wrapped around spectacular footage captured around the globe for a domed screen towering more than 35 stories high.

This is better than u2

Larry Charles Offended by Big Budget Film

“I Find It Offensive When Movies Cost $250M And The World Is In The State It’s In” he said on WTF with Marc Maron.

We’re offended by your beard.

The Klum Women Selling Lingerie

Heidi Klum and her daughter looked ferocious at a dinner for Intimissimi after collaborating for an ad campaign with the lingerie company.

There’s a porn hub category for this.

Bruno Mars Cancels Israel Concert

Who knew Bruno mars was anti semetic.

TRENDING & VIRAL

Dumb Jokes Your Restaurant Servers Don't Wanna Here

Stop saying that’s pretty fish, stop with the “super, thanks for asking when the soup or salad is offered, and there’s plenty more.

Is this a a restaurant or a geico commercial.

STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS

Science Proves Humans Were in US 7000 Years Before We Thought

And his name was Joe Biden.