Jared & Ivanka were tiffed about their new Times Square billboard and threatened the Lincoln Project when a lawsuit. Lincoln Project said bring it on.

Ivanka it’s in Times Square, No one will see it.

Read more at mediaite.com.

Rudy Giuliani led the Jews for Trump parade in Manhattan and had eggs hurled at him by protestors. These people must have all just seen the new Borat movie.

Read more at nypost.com.

With Covid cases spiking across the country Dr. Fauci wants a nationwide mask mandate. What Fauci forgets is if we HAVE to wear masks we lose all our freedoms immediately and can never get them back.

Read more at cnn.com.

Santa you’re not getting that early trial run very under tested vaccine you were hoping for in your stocking.

Santa stays home and Bezos gets richer.

Read more at wsj.com.

Tampax, you just started a turf war with the TERFs.

Read more at dailymail.co.uk.

Fact: Not all women have periods. Also a fact: Not all people with periods are women. Let's celebrate the diversity of all people who bleed! 💙🎨: @gobeeharris #mythbusting #periodtruths #transisbeautiful pic.twitter.com/5s1416cZBw

— Tampax (@Tampax) September 15, 2020

FACT: not all women have periods, but ONLY women have periods. removing women from our own issues when they are already under researched, under represented, and women already lack education on these things, is just horrible. calling us "people who bleed" is gross/dehumanizing

— Buffy the misogynist slayer (cervix haver) (@Opiumbrella) October 24, 2020

What is this sorcery?! Oh wait, that does seem pretty obvious.

Read more at mashable.

We are not prepared for a pandemic. Trump has rolled back progress President Obama and I made to strengthen global health security. We need leadership that builds public trust, focuses on real threats, and mobilizes the world to stop outbreaks before they reach our shores. https://t.co/1qqpgayUEX

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) October 25, 2019

Pope Francis has named Archbishop Wilton Gregory, a Cardinal, making him the first Black person to hold the position. Gregory’s first order of business is to update the Cardinal wardrobe. The first Black Cardinal needs to look stylish.

Read more at cbsnews.com.

The iconic Astor Place Hair in downtown New York City announced they’re closing after 75 years in business due to the pandemic. Now everyone has their partner cutting their hair which just isn’t the same.

Read more at nypost.com

Staten Island Congressman Max Rose was campaigning in front of a supermarket when he was talking with a voter and told the man he was fucked in the head. You’re Fucked In The Head is a lot catchier than MAGA so Rose should stick with it.

Read more at mediaite.com.

Stephen A Smith continues to taunt the hapless Cowboys. It’s one thing to kick a team when they are good
but this is just cruel.

Like beating up nerds after school.

Haaaaaa!!!! pic.twitter.com/oFKk1fapSu

— Stephen A Smith (@stephenasmith) October 25, 2020

The secondary resale market for sports trading cards has been booming in the last year, especially during the pandemic. Time to crack open the storage unit and find that box labeled “useless childhood mementos”.

Read more at thestar.com.

The NFL has fined the Titans $350,000 over the mishandling of their covid outbreak that led to games being rescheduled a few weeks ago.

Read more at apnews.com.

**CAUTION. NOT FOR THE WEAK OF STOMACH***

According to some responses to the video, it was a simultaneous double knee dislocation. When they say the ring doesn’t have much give, they mean it.

Not CGI.

Omg… pic.twitter.com/MIboe5Xwbf

— Rex Chapman🏇🏼 (@RexChapman) October 26, 2020

With the Patriots faltering with Cam Newton and the Bucs rolling with Tom Brady, people are starting to question just how smart Belichick was to not sticking with Tom after last season. Right now Bill is repeatdely stabbing his Tom Brady voodoo doll in the knee to try to exact revenge.

Read more at forbes.com.

Gee who would think that in 2020 a sketch about white women going to Africa for BBC would get backlash

Oh yeah, everybody.

Read more at buzzfeed.com.

Billy McFarland has been placed in solitary confinement after he released a podcast he recorded from jail. All his podcast sponsors comprised of toilet wines and loose cigarette companies.

Read more at stereogum.

B.B King’s estate announced upcoming biopic about King’s life. This is also after the film “The Thrill is On”, about BB King and Michael Zanetis’ friendship was recently announced.

We’ve got ourselves a Dante’s Peak vs Volcano scenario.

Read more at variety.com.

The latest version of the Batman comic has Bruce Wayne fighting crime on the cheap after being stripped of his fortune. Superman now has to pick the tab at Justice League dinners.

Read more at THR.

Katy Perry got a NSFW video greeting from Borat for her 36th birthday. The clip features the Kazakh journalist making a reference to fiancé Orlando Bloom’s 2016 naked paddle boarding photo and hoping that Perry gets ‘a lot of cream on your cake’.
Fortunately for her, Borat wasn’t wearing the face mask Speedo.

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Drake’s birthday party is catching major flak on Twitter for having Mac n Cheese with raisins on the dinner menu. Who sponsored this party – Sun Maid?!?

Read more at complex.com

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Harvey Weinstein and his legal team have apparently given up on getting him out on bail but still think he has a chance of winning an appeal so they’re focusing on that. So he can move that bail money he had set aside straight into his lawyers pockets.

Read more at pagesix.

Sure this is cute when he’s this little but what happens when this hot head turns fourteen.

Ping ! Pow ! Boom Bang !

Via yahoo.

A pilot photographed a strange floating orange ball over the mountains of North Carolina and has no explanation for what it could be. Obviously it’s aliens and obviously this guy is gonna end up “missing” in no time.

Read more at charlotteobserver.com.

everything

Jesus Christ, murder hornets are so scary that we need space men from the future to battle them.

What looks scarier?

The photos from this operation to eradicate murder hornets in Washington state are something. https://t.co/KzMta0Zqaq pic.twitter.com/fqll4gaBJP

— Kim Zetter (@KimZetter) October 24, 2020

lol. Experts located the murder hornets' nest after attaching tracking devices to some of the little killers. pic.twitter.com/n6s29JPyS1

— Kim Zetter (@KimZetter) October 25, 2020

Yes we are a red state blue state divided country but finally Lou Dobbs has brought both sides to something we can all agree on.

Lindsey Graham Sucks.

Read more at mediaite.com.

Some say a holiday glitter ban will help keep our oceans free of unnecessary waste while other say there are more excessive wastes and that it won’t make enough of a difference.

Who cares about the oceans, let’s put a stop to the sparkle plague once and for all!

Read more at bloomberg.com.

Colorado’s Governor Jared Polis is worried that people in the state will chalk up their cough and sore throat symptoms to smoke exposure and they won’t get tested. Smoke from wildfires causes similar symptoms to covid and he’s afraid people won’t get tested.

If it’s not one of these two you may just be covered in murder hornet stings.

Read more at gizmodo.

Only one way to find out. Ask her how she feels about Christmas.

Read more at brobile.com.

Today's photo of a fake Melania. They think we won't notice this? pic.twitter.com/3xP7MbGy8b

— Duty To Warn 🔉 (@duty2warn) October 25, 2020

I put a pic of Melania in April on the left. The person on the right is definitely not her pic.twitter.com/ZBKs7Hl6Bj

— Tara @ 🏡 (@Tara_Jean1) October 24, 2020

I have always been skeptic of the “Fake Melania” theory. That said. This ain’t Melania. https://t.co/EUtqKVVDtZ

— Tony (@TonyAtamanuik) October 25, 2020

Finally one of natures great mysteries has been solved. What do the dinosaurs ass holes look like?
Pretty much like a crocodile’s ass hole!

Great but what does a crocodile’s asshole look like?

Read more at slate.

Wired decided with all the information that’s changed about what we know about covid over the last seven months, it’s time to do a deep informational dive on how much danger surfaces and touching things poses to us in terms of Covid transmission. They ask: do you have to be terrified of surfaces?

Surfaces?? Who even touches things anymore when you can just live like bubble boy??

Read more at wired.

Despite recently appearing with bruised hands and lips, Senator Mitch McConnell insists that he doesn’t have any health issues. He’s been training to fight Chuck Schumer for the next UFC PPV.

More at yahoo.com.

Finally one of natures great mysteries has been solved. What do the dinosaurs ass holes look like?
Pretty much like a crocodile’s ass hole!

Great but what does a crocodile’s asshole look like?

Read more at slate.

Wired decided with all the information that’s changed about what we know about covid over the last seven months, it’s time to do a deep informational dive on how much danger surfaces and touching things poses to us in terms of Covid transmission. They ask: do you have to be terrified of surfaces?

Surfaces?? Who even touches things anymore when you can just live like bubble boy??

Read more at wired.

Despite recently appearing with bruised hands and lips, Senator Mitch McConnell insists that he doesn’t have any health issues. He’s been training to fight Chuck Schumer for the next UFC PPV.

More at yahoo.com.

Funny how many of the old timey songs are racist and offensive

And we thought they were just boring.

Read more at foxnews.

Mike Tyson teamed up with Tiki Lau to produce a new EDM track called…’Mike Tyson’. He’s also planning to premiere ‘The Tyson Twerk’ on TikTok.

Shaq sat down with Dwayne Wade and Daymond John of Shark Tank to talk about some of the financial mistakes he made when he was younger. Shaq said that he was so reckless with his money, that he once blew a million dollars in an hour on expensive cars, jewelry and a trip to Vegas. Another bad investment: The Kazaam clothing line.

Read more tmz.com.

Embattled receiver Antonio Brown has reached an agreement to sign with the Tampa Bay Bucs. Brown is coming off an 8 game suspension for multiple violations of the league’s personal conduct policy. You know its a wild clubhouse when Gronk isn’t the craziest player on the team.

Read more at espn.

Yeah sure, because when Robert Pattinson sends a “u up?” he would totally be ignored.

Read more at buzzfeed.

Larry David was ready to ‘pack the whole thing in’, if NBC refused to air Seinfeld’s classic episode, ‘The Contest’. But David added that during the read through, network executives ‘didn’t say a word’ and allowed it to run with no changes. Larry’s truly the master of his domain.

Read more at hollywoodreporter.com.

Timothee Chalamet was spotted at Madison Square Garden waiting on line to vote. To pass the time, he did a IG Live chat with Selena Gomez, and led a ‘vote ruthlessly’ chant. For Election Night, he plans to make out with Lily Rose Depp on Only Fans.

Read more at people.com.

Paul Feig has made movies with a ton a of great comic actresses and of course he’s often working with young female directors.

Just don’t steal his pooping scene

Read more at hollywoodreporter.com.

The Academy wouldn’t let Hart host the Oscars, so now he went and got his own superstar filled show to host. He says he wants to honor what Jerry Lewis did for so many families and bring his own spin to the event which will include Jack Black, Usain Bolt, Josh Gad, Michael B. Jordan, Eva Longoria, Kelly Rowland, Don Cheadle, Common, Dan Levy, Gabrielle Union and more.

“When you walk through a storm
Hold your head up high
And don’t be afraid of the dark
At the end of a storm
There’s a golden sky
And the sweet silver song of a lark”

Read more at people.

Night Of The Hunter is a bad ass old movie that you will dig. Do yourself a favor and watch it don’t
run off to read about it.

Pissed I even have to tell you that, nerd.

Don’t read more at rogerebert.com.

You said you were bringing her back! You didn’t even talk!

(Sobbing) You tricked me!!

Have you ever wondered what Casey Becker from Scream would be doing if she had lived? pic.twitter.com/BTKdZL5iWz

— The Drew Barrymore Show (@DrewBarrymoreTV) October 22, 2020

Jack White paid for a Scottish busker’s new guitar after hearing that a woman destroyed his old one during a confrontation. Thanks to White, musician Matt Grant now has a custom made Fender Strat and he posted a IG clip playing ‘Seven Nation Army’ with his new gear. The woman who destroyed Grant’s guitar was sentenced to clean up the dirtiest bathroom in Scotland.

Read more at cnn.com.

Arnold revealed that he recently had heart surgery to get a new aortic valve installed. The former governor and action star also had a new pulmonary valve put in two years ago. The next surgery will be the installation of a new brain hard drive with more memory space.

Read more at tmz.

Everyone loves your super cool killer Borat impression. Well one person is not a fan.

Your wife

my wiife loves when i do borat pic.twitter.com/UlZWtuxLDR

— 𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐈𝐗 (@WiseOldBitch) October 23, 2020

Hey, McDonald’s… the fact that this site has to exist should tell you time to come up with some goals for 2021.

Read more at thrillist.

This list can used by sane people as 10 movies you should never watch ever.

Read more at buzzfeed.