Trying to drum up support in Pittsburgh and fit in with the locals, Dr. Oz asked his supporters to reach out to people on Sunday “before the Steelers game.”

At least the guy who had a stroke has an excuse.

Read more at Mediaite.

With Trump outside Pittsburgh last night, @DrOz asked supporters to reach out to people on Sunday "before the Steelers game."

The fact the Steelers have a bye won't help dispel doubts that Oz is a carpetbagger. https://t.co/F3xcirX54R

— Trip Gabriel (@tripgabriel) November 6, 2022

Ron DeSantis agreed he won’t run against Trump in 2024, but Trump is not feeling like returning the favor. This weekend he said fuck it, at a Pennsylvania rally and trashed his former ally.

“We’re winning big, big, big in the Republican party for the nomination like nobody’s ever seen before. There it is, Trump at 71. Ron DeSanctimonious at 10 percent.”

You might want to go back and try that again don

Read more at Mediaite.

The Powerball is now up to $1.9 billion with no one winning on Saturday. Remember everyone – you gotta be in it to win it.

Read more at CNN.

A lot has happened over the weekend. The latest is Elon has announced you can not impersonate him without labeling yourself a parody account or you will get banned. Kathy Griffin and popular YouTuber Ethan Klein were two such people who just got banned. Read more.

rip to @h3h3productions 😔 pic.twitter.com/tj2gfcW4eQ

— hasanabi (@hasanthehun) November 7, 2022

In addition to this new wrinkle, Twitter is now trying to rehire people they fired because they need them to implement changes to the app/website that his people can’t. Read more

Oh – and Elon and Jack Dorsey had an interaction there about how Elon wants to make Twitter the most accurate news source online:

accurate to who?

— jack (@jack) November 7, 2022

And finally, Elon spoke on what it’s going to mean to pay $8 for Twitter. Essentially, if you don’t pay the eight bucks, the algorithm is going to push down anything you Tweet and only feature blue check marks:

This is so funny. Who told this man that “free speech” means getting suppressed by people who give him 8 dollars https://t.co/eUDYzP7Laf

— Marcus is Demonetized (@CosmonautMarcus) November 6, 2022

And at one other point over the weekend, Elon Tweeted that anyone banned can come back if they pay the $8. So people aren’t banned? Or are they? Does anyone know what the fuck is going on?

Both the mens and womens winners of the New York City Marathon were Kenyans this year, although for a while it looked like Brazilian runner Daniel Do Nascimento was going to win. He had the lead for the majority of the race, but soon after an 18 second break in a portajohn, he lost his speed and collapsed.

Must have been the worst poop ever.

Read more at NY Post

Lead runner Daniel Do Nascimento in New York City marathon collapses 21 miles into the race. pic.twitter.com/pbDHKL8zpF

— .. (@Xx17965797N) November 6, 2022

Hey Gronk. Who wrote that joke for you?

Gronk with one for the ages 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/iv2kMpDlGb

— Awful Announcing (@awfulannouncing) November 6, 2022

Overreact much boys?

Terry Bradshaw said what now pic.twitter.com/9OJju7vyWf

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) November 6, 2022

This is the only exciting thing to happen at MSG outside of the billy Joel encore.

DUDE AT THE KNICKS GAME JUST HIT A HALFCOURT SHOT TO WIN A CAR @Kia @TheGarden @nyknicks pic.twitter.com/EIJldh0T0e

— Knicks Memes (@KnicksMemes) November 6, 2022

Two interceptions in the end zone this week, and the Packers were already sporting a losing record.

That ayahuasca is really working out for you.

Read more at Yahoo

Philadelphia took the L in two major sports championships this weekend, losing the championship in both soccer and baseball.

City of brotherly love……

Read more at barstool.

Kyrie will have to apologize for his posts, AND meet with NBA commissioner Adam Silver, AND meet with local Jewish leaders, AND meet with Nets owner Joe Tsai, AND verbally apologize to the media AND say that the movie he promoted is untrue and harmful AND share that message on socials AND take sensitivity training.

If he’s going to do all these steps he should have just been a drug addict.

Read more at NY Post.

Rob you realize this sounds worse than if you told us straight out.

@danandninko

“Trust me bro.”

♬ original sound – The Dan and Ninko Show

Saturday night Logan Paul tore both his MCL and his ACL during the WWE Crown Jewel event. He may have also torn his meniscus.

Roman Reigns fake fighting hurt LP more than Mayweathers’ fake fighting.

Read more at Bleacher Report

All it took was barely beating a depleted and barely functioning Rams team. Pass, Pray, Love.

Watch on Twitter.

Tom Brady after a big comeback win: “That was awesome. That was f****** awesome.”

(🎥 @Buccaneers)pic.twitter.com/8ZlPhc0JZH

— Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) November 7, 2022

It’s time to shave the stache, Josh. You’ve been hot garbage since the bye.

Watch on Twitter.

"It's tough to win in this league when you're playing a good team and your quarterback plays like shit."

-Josh Allen#BillsMafia pic.twitter.com/32TLzikiJ3

— Dan Fetes (@danfetes) November 6, 2022

Here he is on the plane back to Minnesota, living it up. It will be nice to see them eliminated in the first round of the playoffs.

Watch on Instagram.

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Earl Douglas, do not watch this.

Watch on Twitter.

If the human race leaves behind one artifact about our existence, I vote this video. https://t.co/OItZwlY2Fr

— Trent (@BarstoolTrent) November 5, 2022

Okay she’s obnoxious but she’s given a lot of people a good reason to stare at her tits, so…win win?

Read more at Barstool

Main character energy @CUBuffschicks
(Via:Jacksonb1317/ig) pic.twitter.com/AHuVVDI64t

— Barstool U (@BarstoolU) August 5, 2021

Time saver, The Jerk is #1.

He should have quit after his first movie.

Read more at slashfilm.

A new study found that as long as you eat snacks when you drink alcohol, it can help with weight loss. Then the United States should be a ripped, skinny Utopia.

Read more at StudyFinds.