Donald Trump is now claiming that everyone who died in Israel, Gaza and Ukraine and Russia would still be alive if the election hadn’t been stolen from him. And he’s counting those deaths in the millions.

None of them were Americans. Thought you were MAGA? Are you the world leader now?

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An anthropologist was shopping in a Fort Myers thrift shop and noticed a skull in the Halloween section. He recognized it as a human skull, and selling one would be against the law. The shop owner claims it was in a storage locker it purchased years ago.

It also works really well as an ashtray.

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The rookie passing record now belongs to Texans QB CJ Stroud who claimed 470 yards and five touchdowns.

The last guy who had this record had to retire before he was 30.

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Texans RB Dare Ogunbowale had to step in as the team’s emergency kicker after Ka’imi Fairbairn was taken out of the game early on with a quadriceps injury and they had no backup. Houston won, but the lack of a kicker meant they didn’t cover at the end of the game.

#Locktown.

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Kansas City played in Frankfurt Germany on Sunday morning but the ladies stayed behind for shopping and lunch.

Mahomes wife is really in the deep end of the pool.

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Jeff Darlington tweeted about the Miami KC game at halftime, writing, “A mere history lesson here in Germany should provide the Dolphins all the hope they need in the second half. After all… Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor??” This was of course a reference to John Belushi’s Bluto character, but nobody got the ref, instead piling on him for believing Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

You might want to update your pop culture references.

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USC quarterback Caleb Williams cried after losing to Washington Saturday night but it gets worse. He cried in his mother’s arms. Yep still gets worse. “I want to go home and cuddle with my dog and watch some shows,” said Williams after the game.

This willd drop him quite a few slots in the NFL draft.

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A second woman has sued Steven Tyler. She claims she was assaulted twice in one day, in 1975. She was 17 at the time. He would have been 27.

Maybe she didn’t listen when he told her to walk this way.

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Not only did she say she wasn’t cheating on Stamos (they had broken up according to her) he also didn’t catch her in bed with Tony Danza. Instead he arrived to find Danza’s car in the driveway. He knocked on the door which Copley says she answered fully dressed. “[He] just shook his head and looked at me like, ‘How could you?’” she claimed. “Well, I looked at him and didn’t say anything either. I just looked at him like, ‘What do you care?’”

After seeing Stamos talk this week, we’re agreeing with Copley.

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While talking about his new buzzworthy film The Holdovers, Alexander Payne said Giamatti is the greatest actor. “There’s nothing that he can’t do. If the part is generally right for him, give it to Paul Giamatti,” he said. “It’s like giving a part to Meryl Streep or Laurence Olivier. You’re just curious what this great actor is going to do with the part. He’s that good.”

I didn’t see Laurence Olivier in Billions.

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“I got into acting because I was moved by film performance more than any other art form. I didn’t get into movies to become a meme. That was new. I made friends with it but it was an adjustment,” he said. “I thought maybe they would compel someone to go back and look at the movies. But I had no control over it. The same thing happens with Paul in Dream Scenario: he has no control over this inexplicable phenomenon.”

Loks like you got picked on by the meme girls.

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It is her best album release ever with the equivalent of 1.6 million copies sold beating the prior release by 100k.

Revenge is sweet.

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Linguists have long been fascinated with the phenomenon of the letter R and its many unique pronunciations. But now there may be a new R.

This youtube is rated R- not suitable for anybody under 18

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@mare_kell

#stitch with @greg.plus.coco thank you @trixiemattel for putting a name to this! they mention sarah michelle gellar in the vid but any other celebs that do this?

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The bed has been around for over a decade but these ladies were trying to figure out what the devil that corner headboard was supposed to be for.

Part bed part pool table.

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@danielle_carolan

what on earth is this? #hotelroom

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The most-searched sex position in 14 states is the “pretzel,” according to a state-by-state analysis of Google Trends data. Number two? The Speed Bump.

Id do the potato chip before the pretzel.

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