Monday November 29: Daily Links

MONDAY 11.29
NEWS STORIES
Jack Dorsey, CEO Of Twitter, To Step Down
Jack Dorsey has announced he’s stepping down as CEO of Twitter and will be completely gone from the company by May. Good God please don’t start a space company.
Ghislaine Maxwell Trial To Begin Today
The Ghislaine Maxwell trial is set to begin today in New York City. Let’s all congratulate her for not getting whacked by the Illuminati yet.
Lin Wood Gives us Michael Flynn Calling QAnon a CIA Disinformation Plot
Mike Flynn has been sucking up to Q fans but now his old buddy Lin Wood is outing him as someone who never bought into the whole Q. “I think it’s a disinformation campaign. I think it’s a disinformation campaign that the CIA created. That’s what I believe. Now, I don’t know that for a fact, but that’s what I think it is. I think it’s a disinformation campaign. ”
I’d like to say this is the mental patient version of the Beatles breaking up.
Did Anyone Notice France Changed Their Flag?
President Macron apparently changed France’s flag a year ago but nobody noticed. It wasn’t a huge change, but still, you’d think something like changing the flag of the nation, even slightly, would be newsworthy.
They’d better never mess with our maroon white and blue.
A Priceless Mosaic Found Being Used as a Coffee Table in NY
A long lost mosaic that disappeared from a museum during world war 2 has spent the last 50 years as someone’s coffee table.
Let me guess..the Upper East Side?
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SPORTS
Joe Buck Takes Shot At Aaron Rodgers
Joe Buck mentioned Aaron Rodgers got his bum foot immunized from turf toe during the Packers game on Sunday. Maybe Joe hasn’t read any of Aaron’s research yet, get off his dick. And toe.
Watch the clip on Twitter.
Lmaooooo joe buck says that Aaron Rodgers has his broken pinky toe “immunized” LMAOOO pic.twitter.com/7RJEelubRH
— DailySportsDosage (@SportsDSD_) November 28, 2021
Dancing Nick Saban is the Best Nick Saban
Saban sets a new standard in dad dancing.
Nick Saban and the Alabama locker room are HYPE 😂
(via sg_jamo,/Twitter, h/t @BryantDenny_UA) pic.twitter.com/0LcC2JOpoh
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) November 28, 2021
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CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Disney+ Drops Simpson Episode From Hong Kong Service That Criticizes China
Disney+ has removed an episode of the Simpsons from streaming in China that featured a Tiananmen Square joke. Could they also remove the last 25 seasons too?
Piano Bars of NYC Salute Sondheim
After the news broke that Stephen Sondheim had passed, the piano bars of NYC- Marie’s, The Duplex, and elsewhere were filled with the sounds of Sondheim, with bargoers saluting in song.
Yes because Sondheim always wanted his music to be played by drunks in piano bars.
”Gotham
Matthew McConaughey Not Running
After toying with the media for months, Matthew McConaughey announced on Instagram that a run for Governor of Texas was a “path that I’m choosing not to take at this moment.”
It’d be a lot cooler if you did…..
Lindsay Lohan Engaged
After three years of dating, Lindsay Lohan and her boyfriend Bader Shammas are engaged.
I sure hope he likes crazy pussy.
Would Queen Be Forced to Diversify If The Band Formed in 2021?
Brian May was complaining about the BRIT awards for removing Gender Specific categories, and added that Queen would be forced to add a trans musician, a musician of color, or a musician of a different sex if they were around today.
No, you would keep it quiet like you did with your lead singers sexuality.
VIRAL & TRENDING
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EVERYTHING
Hawaii is a Silicon Valley Playground
SF Gate says the Kona-Kohala coast on the main Island has become a “beachfront backyard” for tech titans, and they took a look at how that came to be.
Lemme guess…they like the water and the ocean?
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
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