In insider from Trump’s camp says that RFK Jr. and Melania are trying to push the prez elect to eat healthier, particularly in the wake of the McDonalds photo that went viral.

He’s already on Diet Coke, what more do you want from the guy?

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Almost 2/3 of Americans don’t want to see the Capitol Rioters pardoned. A similar number of responders to the new poll say nearly three-quarters of respondents, including 64% of Republicans, oppose restricting women in combat.

Bane is going to release ALL the prisoners.

Read more at mediaite.

A Pittsburgh area sword fighting club has a rule- no talking politics. The rule was put in place – no surprise here- around 2016.

Is it political to say stop stabbing me with your sword?

Read more at NPR

No snozzberries here, but Kentucky Fried Chicken has launched the first ever chicken flavored Christmas wrapping paper. But don’t try to swallow it, the fine print reads. It’s not fit for human consumption.

It tastes exactly the same as everything on the kfc menu. Your dog is going to love it.

Read more at The Sun

Aaron Rodgers Doesnt Want Injury Checkups

A source is saying that nobody knows how injured Aaron Rodgers is, because he’s refusing to get his body scanned out of fear they may try to keep him off the field.

Do you realize people gamble on these games?

Read more at awful announcing

Ian Rapoport reports Aaron Rodgers has resisted injury scans

The Tampa Bay Bucs QB, Baker Mayfield taunted Tommy DeVito today at Giants Stadium by using Tommys TD celebration at Met Life Stadium.

How brave to attack the third string on the worst team in football.

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Conor McGregor has deleted a furious tirade against his rape victim after she was awarded €250,000 from him in a civil sexual assault case.

Pure class. He should fight Jake Paul.

Read more at Daily Mail.

It’s a Big Bang Theory reunion for Jim and Kaley when she went to see Our Town on Broadway starring her old castmate. She posted on Social Media, “Go see Jim Parsons in @ourtownbroadway ! It is beyond! “I surprised him ,” with a # that read reunited.

She would have done it for anyone else from the cast but none of them are working.

Read more at deadline.

Jenifer An says Ye sexually assaulted her on the set of the video for La Roux’s ‘In For The Kill’ in 2009. She also alleges he subjected her to pornographic gagging.

How did this guy not get offered a cabinet position?

Read more at NME.

Elba will not play He Man or Skelletor. He’s signed on as Duncan, Man at Arms.

Racist backlash in 3…2…1…

Read more at deadline.

The Original ‘Wheel of Fortune’ & ‘Love Connection’ Host has died at the age of 83.

He will not be back in 2 and 2.

Read more at TMZ

After appearing on Saturday Night Live as Elon Musk, Musk complained that the impression wasn’t great. “I can’t do Elon Musk very well,” conceded Carvey. “But I can do something that sounds not like anything. He has an incredible accent — South Africa via Canada, via Pennsylvania. It’s almost like, it’s a little bit of Australian in there, a little bit of British, but he’s not totally that.” He promises to do better when he returns in December.

At least Biden didn’t whine.

Read more at Deadline

“I want to be friends, though,” he said. “I don’t want to play in a band with Al. I’m not asking for that. I can see that he’s not capable of doing that. If he was, I’d be happy to play with him, but it’s not what I’m looking for. I just want to be friends again.”

Sammy can’t exist knowing someone dislikes him.

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We already knew that alcohol use skyrocketed during the pandemic. Now a new study shows that it’s still pretty fucking high.

And this news shocks exactly no one.

Read more at CNN.