Monday May 29 Daily Links

MONDAY 5.29


NEWS STORIES

 



Georgia Not Into Topless Drivers License Photo

Now that Georgia is going digital with their drivers licenses, you can take your license photo at home and upload it. And so many Georgians have opted to go topless for their photos, that the state had to issue a reminder. “Please take pictures with your clothes on when submitting them for your Digital Driver’s License and IDs. Cheers to technology and keeping things classy.”

Why? You don’t have to drive with a shirt on.

Read more at CNN


Ancient Mummification Workshops Found in Egypt

The head of Egypt’s Supreme Council of Antiquities, told reporters that two large “embalming workshops” were unearthed that date back to the 30th dynasty and the Ptolemaic eras.

This sounds like a trend that’s ready to come back.

Read more at Yahoo.


Philly Has a Zombie Land

New photos show the effects of the Tranq drug crisis in Philly’s Kensington neighborhood. A video on The Daily Mail shows a post apocalyptic zombie like street scene as addicts little the sidewalks and shoot up in broad daylight.

And yet they still all have Eagles season tix.

Read more at Daily Mail




SPORTS



Aaron Rodgers is a Swiftie

Mr. New Jersey went to see Taylor Swift perform at his new home stadium in the Meadowlands, and was spotted waving his hands in the air like he just don’t care.

He was seeing Taylor Swift, and eating Taylor Ham. He’s really trying to fit in at his new school.

Read more at TMZ


High School Team Wins! Celebrate! Oh Fuck They Lost

Hornell High School started celebrating their big win too early and it cost them the game. Basically, the game is almost over, the catcher tagged a runner out, someone yells the game is over, and the kids all celebrate. But it was only two outs and there were two other runners on base who then scored and won the game.

Well if you have to lose, at least lose funny.



CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT



Bezos Accused of Mid Life Crisis

It’s not so much the big dick boat, and the young girlfriend that has people wondering if Jeff Bezos is in a mid life crisis. It’s the weird trendy clothes that don’t fit his age or his personality, people are saying online and in media.

Why can’t you just be happy for him?

Read more at NY Post


More Mermaid Backlash

The Little Mermaid live action movie dropped this weekend, and dominated the box office, but there was some new backlash to go along with those big holiday weekend ticket sales. People are angry that Ursula the Sea Witch’s make up was done by a straight guy, because the “look” is based on Divine.

This is why Desantis is going to be president.

Read more at Page Six.


Jane Fonda Throws Cannes Award at Winner

Jane was presenting the prestigious Palm d’Or to French filmmaker Justine Triet for her flick, ‘Anatomy of a Fall’ but Justine walked off without grabbing the scroll that symbolizes the award. So Jane just threw it at her- toward the back of her head as she walked off.

Good thing she doesn’t give out the Stanley Cup. Someone could get really hurt.

Read more at TMZ


Billie Eilish Calls Out Idiots

“I spent the first 5 years of my career getting absolutely OBLITERATED by you fools for being boy ish and dressing how i did & constantly being told i’d be hotter if i acted like a woman. Now when i feel comfortable enough to wear anything remotely feminine or fitting, i CHANGED and am a sellout. You guys are true idiots,”

Let a kid be a kid.

Read more at People


Cannes Winners! Who is Excited!?

Cannes Film Festival has wrapped, and the list of winners of the Cannes prestigious awards has been released. And the winners are…..

Not one American…. And not one film you are going to see.

Read more at variety.




TRENDING & VIRAL



When a Pilot Locks His Keys in the Jet

The customer service team for SouthWest Air were left on their heels when a passenger sent a photo of their pilot trying to get onto the plane they were waiting to board, but shimmying through a cockpit window.

We all did this…in 1973, with cars.


Are You Ready for AI Podcasts?

Could this be the future of podcasting? Bill Gates talking to historical figures like Socrates?

Either that or a reboot of Super Friends.

Read more at Twitter



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