It’s not little green men who will invade the planet in the next 30 years, its little and big robots. Experts warn that AI will achieve Self Awareness in the next few decades.

Weren’t we worried about that since the 50s?

Read more at dnyuz.

The Mars Rover sent images to earth of a feature on the surface of mars that looks a hell of a lot like a doorway. Is it a Stargate or an entrance to a public restroom?

Shut Up. It’s a rock.

Read more at gizmodo.

NEWS 🚨: NASA has released a new image of a door-shaped rock formation captured by Curiosity rover pic.twitter.com/Le9QaebstU

— Latest in space (@latestinspace) May 15, 2022

According to Musk, Twitter told him that he violated a non disclosure agreement when he revealed the bot check sample size. And then he let us know that Twitter let him know that he violated non disclosure agreements.

How did this dummy get so rich?

Read more at Reuters.

Twitter legal just called to complain that I violated their NDA by revealing the bot check sample size is 100!

This actually happened.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) May 14, 2022

Californians are moving to Portugal in droves for the similar vibe without all the shitty parts. The Portuguese are kind of pissed even though they have plenty of room, and not that many Portuguese people.

Guess they’re worried about Portuguese replacement.

Read more at Yahoo

A man in Central Park who was using a public bathroom got pretty frazzled when some women came in to use the facilities. The line at the womens room was much longer than the line for the mens.

Just stand closer to the urinal, you big baby.

Read more at NY Post

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After a year with the network, Brees is leaving because the Network didn’t feel he had a future with their organization.

If you think he stinks wait till we get Brady on the mic.

Read more at SI.com.

The Reds had a no hitter and still managed to lose 1-0.

Change your name to the Charlie Browns. You stink.

Read more at ESPN.

Get on the Booty Train, the Sooners have signed a QB named General Booty.

Doesn’t General sound like Random?

Read more at USA Today

The Seattle Seahawks gave their players a fake schedule, with a game in Detroit on Thanksgiving and in Arizona on Christmas. And then they filmed their reactions.

The better prank was trading Russell Wilson.

Read more at barstool.

⚠️ DISCLAIMER ⚠️
This is not our 2022 schedule…

but our players didn't know that 🤭 pic.twitter.com/rVzs9JsbDr

— Seattle Seahawks (@Seahawks) May 12, 2022

What happened to nice Canadians?

Leafs fans are turning on each other… pic.twitter.com/rm7RFcNqhE

— 6ixBuzzTV (@6ixbuzztv) May 15, 2022

A bike ride on a citi bike?

What are you going to do tomorrow? Play hopscotch?

BEST MORNING EVER. pic.twitter.com/TcqZmLoJaQ

— Tom Brady (@TomBrady) May 14, 2022

After Scottsdale Christian defeated Benson to win the Arizona Interscholastic Association 2A baseball championship, a Benson player sucker punched a Scottsdale Christian player during the post game handshake.

It was the biggest hit Benson had the entire game.

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It feels like yesterday that we found out GP was naming her daughter Apple and now she’s all grown up.

How do you like them apples?

Read more at People.

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Piers Accuses Eurovision of Cheating

Morgan went on a Twitter rant that the Eurovision song contest was rigged, after a Ukraine band won. He called the contest a rigged farce and said barking dogs from Ukraine could have won.

You made this statement without proof. You know… like what you accuse Trump of.

Read more at mediaite

Piers Morgan Spits Nails After Ukrainian Band Wins Massively Popular Eurovision Song Contest: ‘Rigged Farce’

The world’s most absurd, pointless, politically-motivated ‘contest’ excels itself. Ukraine could have sent one of its heroic bomb-sniffing dogs to bark the national anthem and still won. Happy for them, but please let’s stop calling #Eurovision a contest… it’s a rigged farce. https://t.co/spefapUQBt

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) May 15, 2022

Morgan went on a Twitter rant that the Eurovision song contest was rigged, after a Ukraine band won. He called the contest a rigged farce and said barking dogs from Ukraine could have won.

You made this statement without proof. You know… like what you accuse Trump of.

Read more at mediaite

The world’s most absurd, pointless, politically-motivated ‘contest’ excels itself. Ukraine could have sent one of its heroic bomb-sniffing dogs to bark the national anthem and still won. Happy for them, but please let’s stop calling #Eurovision a contest… it’s a rigged farce. https://t.co/spefapUQBt

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) May 15, 2022

They’re $625 and they’ll last you forever but they look like you dragged them through the last world war.

Great. But….Why wouldn’t I just keep my sneakers?

Read more at design Taxi.

Jason Momoa had to issue an apology after posting pictures of himself and others inside the Sistine Chapel. Photography is prohibited inside the Apostolic Palace and many took to the comments section to complain the Aquaman star got special treatment. Momoa is in Italy shooting the latest in the Fast & The Furious series.

He should apologize for being part of another Fast & Furious movie.

Read more at NY Post.

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Kim Kardashian will grace the cover of Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Issue. It will feature the reality star wearing a nude bikini from her own Skims swimwear line.

Someone better check to see if Kanye took his meds.

Read more at pagesix.

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Keanu shared a story about explaining The Matrix to a young girl who didn’t understand why anyone would care if they were living in a Matrix-verse.

Wtf!? The zoomers want the blue pill?

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZTdsgVJso/

Florida State U ballplayer had her hands in the air and waving like she just don’t care…that is until she noticed she was on camera.

Dance like no one is watching until you find out they are.

.@FSU_Softball is a vibe 😂 pic.twitter.com/CtIcqqSemE

— ACC Network (@accnetwork) May 13, 2022

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