A conservative plan for Donald Trump’s potential second term calls for the swift execution of everyone on federal death row,

He’s got the Supremes as his backup so why not.

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“Steve Buscemi was assaulted in Mid-Town Manhattan, another victim of a random act of violence in the city,” Buscemi’s publicist wrote in an email statement. “He is ok and appreciates everyone’s well wishes, though incredibly sad for everyone that this has happened to while also walking the streets of NY.”

Must be one of those guys from Boardwalk Empire

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Former House Speaker Kevin McCarthy (R-CA) gave a shout out to Lawrence Taylor, former NFL great and registered sex offender, for attending Donald Trump’s massive New Jersey rally Saturday night.

“Well, that was extraordinary,” McCarthy said about the rally during an appearance on Sunday Morning Futures with Maria Bartiromo.

They were together for sex offender password.

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Kevin McCarthy Lauds Trump Rally Cameo from Lawrence Taylor — NFL Hall of Famer Who’s Also a Registered Sex Offender

After a significant price change, upward, McDonalds lost so much business that they are now vowing to offer a $5 meal deal to lure back customers.

One french fry and a small coke.

Read more at NY Post.

“For all my autistic friends who swear they can hear the aurora, the Sami name for an aurora is “guovssahas” – which roughly translates to “the light you can hear”” / X

Hearing is one thing, knowing what its saying is a whole different thing.

For all my autistic friends who swear they can hear the aurora, the Sami name for an aurora is “guovssahas” – which roughly translates to “the light you can hear”

— Asher Wolf (@Asher_Wolf) May 11, 2024

Insiders say Travis is being pressured to pop the question to his girlfriend Taylor Swift, but its not just about when- also how. He’s expected to blow the world away with his proposal when he makes the move.

You had your chance at the Super Bowl

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The former QB celebrated the mothers of his children, Giselle Bundchen and Bridget Moynihan on Mothers day. “Happy Mothers Day to these kind, caring, compassionate and POWERFUL moms that I’m lucky to have in my life. None of this would be possible without your love ❤️❤️❤️,” Brady wrote on Instagram, sharing photos of his mom Galynn, sisters Maureen, Julie and Nancy, and, lastly, Moynahan, 53, and Bündchen, 43, with their children.

If you really wanted to pay tribute to them you should have sat that roast out.

Read more at usmagazine.

The B movie legend has died at the age of 98 after leaving behind an entire industry of low budget creative movies.

Roger over and out.

Read more at NPR

Foo Fighters pranked the Welcome to Rockville crowd Saturday, pretending to perform Van Halen classics… only to reveal it was actually Wolfgang Van Halen playing

That was easy to get.

https://x.com/RollingStone/status/1789713416954753415

Toronto Police escorted another trespasser from Drake’s property, the third in recent days so soon after one of his security team was shot drive by style.

Drakes starting to seem like he’s in that last scene in scarface.

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His album bombed and so did his tour with him even having to cancel some dates. So it looks like his fans have retired him.

Can’t understand how he got away with it for so many years.

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At Taylor Swift’s Paris show, it appears from a photo that someone brought their baby and laid it on the floor in a blanket in the standing room section of the show. The photo has gone viral and people are outraged.

Better than leaving her in a hot car.

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“It’s Mother’s Day, not Grandmother’s Day,” Emily Wehner, a family photographer in Indianapolis, said in a TikTok video last week that has scored 2.3 million views and stoked a storm of controversy. She says she spent past mothers day going crazy trying to visit grandparents and didn’t have any time to celebrate herself, and this year she’s doing things her way. Reaction, was not kind.

It’s a made up holiday to begin with, neither of you should care.

Read more at NY Post.

It doesn’t matter that this “mop” was made and designed to handle meat and sauce, its freaking people out online who can’t get the image of cleaning a floor out of their heads.

You should see the dildo she uses to put on the dry rub.

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