Trump’s favorite flunkie showed up on Newsmax and he’s spitting mad at Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg for pursuing the Stormy Daniels case. “What about Bill Clinton?! She was a young girl! He was the President of United States! It was in the White House! It was in the Oval Office! And they didn’t prosecute it. And they’re gonna prosecute Donald Trump?!”

The last thing anyone ever needs is Giuliani on their side.

Read more at mediaite.

Charlie has had a last minute change of heart and decided he will make Windsor Castle his primary residence as he begins his reign as king.

A lot of boomers move into their parent house.

Read more at sheknows.

The unwritten rule of baseball….are followed more closely than the written rules.

Tempers flared after the strikeout call that ended the Miss. Valley St.-New Orleans game.

Do you agree with the call? 🤔 pic.twitter.com/x6risaNisk

— ESPN (@espn) March 11, 2023

Hugh Grant! He said it was “fascinating,” and “all of humanity is here” and said he couldn’t remember who his tailor was.

I’m just a boy standing in front of a girl hating her.

But they loved him as Hugh the Scrotum #fourweddings

Watch it on TIKTOK

@movie.review_man.man.man

Hugh Grant has ZERO Chill… lol. #movietok #movies #filmtok #films #theoscars #theoscarsredcarpet #oscarsinterview #academyawards

♬ original sound – Kev 🎥🍿🎬

She said she wouldn’t do it but she did and she did it in jeans, with no makeup and street hair despite appearing on the carpet in full glam mode.

This is how you dress when you know you’re going to lose to a dance number.

Lady Gaga agreed to perform at the #Oscars at nearly the last minute and performed a stripped down version of "Hold My Hand" from #TopGunMaverick pic.twitter.com/ClioB3qz4i

— TheWrap (@TheWrap) March 13, 2023

"You might find that you can be your own hero, even if you feel broken inside." Lady Gaga introduces her performance of "Hold My Hand" at the #Oscars. https://t.co/ndiKiHeOT5 pic.twitter.com/n04D232RP0

— Variety (@Variety) March 13, 2023

The best actor award went to Brendan Fraser for his role in The Whale.

Okay but Austin Butler dropped the accent, It’s time for you to lose the weight.

Read more at USA Today

First Marlon Wayans, and now even Jimmy Kimmel made more jokes than Chris Rock did. #facepalm

Read more at E

Everyone’s saying Jenny won the Oscars. But sorry that wasn’t really Jenny the Donkey from Banshees of inisherin.

There’s already a reddit conspiracy thread about this.

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No, they didn’t go to Wendys, but there did appear to be some major cold shouldering going on at a pre-Oscar party.

So who is going to visit Olivia in director jail?

Read more at pagesix.

“It didn’t have our name on the credits. We were a pretty hip band, so stipulated that we didn’t want anyone to know we’d sold out,” Danny said, adding, “Once people realised it was us, it killed our cool vibe.”

You know you guys were never cool.

Read more at Deadline.

It wouldn’t be an In Memoriam without failing to mention someone people cared about. This year’s snubs were Anne Heche, whose death made headlines for months, and Tom Sizemore, Paul Sorvino, and Leslie Jordan

They also forgot Ukraine.

Read more at THR.

Twitter exploded with reactions to Angela Bassett’s reaction to Jamie Lee Curtis winning Best Supporting Actress award. Bassett was nominated for her role in Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, but lost to Curtis and people noticed that she wasn’t smiling or clapping for her fellow nominee.

Ms. Bassett you have the class of a Queen.

Read more at pagesix.

Angela Bassett’s reaction hurts me #Oscars 🙁 pic.twitter.com/wUgwJ5TWBA

— philip lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) March 13, 2023

everything

Doesn’t matter which Georgia the people are always assholes.

Conversation between Georgian and Russian ships. pic.twitter.com/EztxARXUIv

— JΞSŦΞR ✪ ΔCŦUΔL (@th3j35t3r) March 11, 2023

He could act just as good while drunk.

“You’re not playing a fucking Trumpet.”

OLIVER REED gives Paul Heiney a class on Acting in 1984’s In At The Deep End. pic.twitter.com/o4ZTj2E3UB

— Michael Warburton (@MichaelWarbur17) March 11, 2023

The latest tiktok trend is trying to find out if oranges taste better if you eat them in the shower.

The other thing that tastes better in the shower is cum.

Read more at bustle.

@aleagueofherhome

Replying to @technicolortabby Shower Oranges explained 🍊 the smell, the taste it just awakens the senses and invigorates you 🧖🏽‍♀️ definitely takes your shower to a new level #aleagueofherhome#gothicapothecary#showerorange

♬ original sound – Charlsie