To celebrate national pride month, Burger King’s Pride Whoppers come with two tops or two bottoms. The buns, more specifically. Each burger comes with either two top buns or two bottom buns.

You can be proud of everything but the taste.

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Pizza Hut has a childrens reading program, and featured a book for Pride month about a little boy who dressed in drag. Comments like “Pizza Hut has gone full woke, now we must make them full broke.” and Can’t we just go back to books like The Magic School Bus? Ms. Frizzle would never take the kids to a drag show. I miss wholesome things.” quickly popped up on Twitter.

Why aren’t they facing backlash on the way their pizza tastes?

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A black and white hologram of 25 year old Queen Elizabeth arrived at her jubilee in a 260 year old golden carriage- the same one she rode to her coronation 70 years ago, pulled by a team of royal horses. Moments later the live queen appeared on the palace balcony. She later showed up in a sketch with Paddington.

They’re not even hiding that we live in a simulation now.

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A hologram of The Queen from the day of her coronation has been displayed inside the Gold State Coach as part of the #PlatinumJubilee pageant.https://t.co/cp0WaaO2g1

📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview and Youtube pic.twitter.com/jtefx1CeZQ

— Sky News (@SkyNews) June 5, 2022

To celebrate Queen Elizabeth's #PlatinumJubilee, the monarch and Paddington Bear appeared together in a comic sketch pic.twitter.com/7CZ4DUrH59

— Reuters (@Reuters) June 5, 2022

Her boyfriend cheated on her, so the Forth Worth woman got her revenge by grabbing his moms remains and dumping them off a bridge into a lake.

Now we all know to hide our loved ones ashes from crazy pussy. Lesson learned.

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Amazon has split its stock and it’s now down to $123 a share.

Sell all your Gamestop stock and jump into the Amazon pool!

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Since December 20202, the US has dumped over 82 million doses of Covid vaccine. Check the bargain bin at Walmart for any refurbished J&J jabs.

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Jeff Molina called out the pieces of shit who objected to his Pride month themed gear

“Dude, it’s fu****g ridiculous. Man who would have thunk that in 2022 people are like still, who the f**k cares, bro? Like honestly, it’s not even about being an ally. I am not saying I am not but it’s like just be a fu****g decent person, like just be a decent human being. Like judging someone and trying to justify with religion and saying all sorts of like just spiteful, hateful s**t is crazy is crazy to me. It’s mind boggling.

Why are you shocked?

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To celebrate Pride, players wore rainbows on their hats and sleeves but several players declined to participate citing religious reasons.

I take it you’re all a bunch of UFC fans?

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Brendan Donovan had to apologize for old tweets from ten years ago that were anti-gay or at least contained slurs.

“I take full responsibility,” Donovan said. “It was something I sent out a long time ago. I’m truly sorry to anyone I may have offended. Anyone that knows me as a person knows I see everyone the same, and I do not condone that type of behavior or anything.

Don’t worry you can always get traded to the Tampa bay rays.

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Last week the attorney defended his client to the press saying, happy endings aren’t illegal. He’s now walking that back attempting to clarify that he meant as long as parties consent, and maybe he was just talking hypothetically.

Look you can jack off your client but not the rest of us.

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Joel Osteen was interrupted during his sermon by a protesting against overturning Roe v Wade and he tried to keep going, but you can see him sweating and dabbing at his nose and face with some kind of snot rag.

What do cops say about when liars keep touching their face?

Overturn Roe? Hell no!#green4abortion #riseup4abortionrights pic.twitter.com/b99nUaPvXs

— TX4ABORTION (@tx4abortion) June 5, 2022

The mansion had a tennis court, theater and spa, eight bedrooms, and a tennis court.

Well now we know why she can’t pay that money she owes Depp.

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A woman testified that Bill Cosby forcibly kissed her when she was only 14. It happened on a movie set in 1975. “I was struggling to get away,” she said. “It was very shocking.”

Beating the shit out of Cosby is quickly replacing killing Hitler as the number one reason we need to invent a time machine.

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The directors of Batgirl announced that the OG Batman is returning in their HBO Max movie. They don’t mean Adam West, they’re talking about the OG movie batman.

You guessed it, 70 year old Michael Keaton. Quick! To the Bat Wheelchair!

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A trailer is out for a new podcast from Quentin Tarantino and Roger Avery. In the “Video Archives Podcast” the Pulp Fiction co-screenwriters watch and discuss tapes from the original Video Archives collection, including Moon Raker, Dark Star, and Piranha. The podcast launches July 19.

They didn’t talk for decades. It took a podcast to bring them back together.

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