Cooler temperatures are expected to come next week, but for now, it’s still hot AF in Phoenix and its been that way for over 30 days in a row.

Three more days and they’re officially a sauna.

Read more at AP News

Starting in 2024, you can’t just book a flight and bounce over to most of Europe, you’re going to need to apply for a visa first, which means answering a lot of questions and waiting a few weeks for approval. Its just the Shengen countries, which is most of Europe, but not the UK. Visa applications require sharing work experience, medical conditions, and initial itinerary), as well as passing a criminal/security background check

If you take a look at the world, it might be a good time to shelter in place.

Read more at reason.

Will Compton works for Barstool now, hosting a podcast, and he says Expedia done fucked up his vacay. He posted a video on socials saying, “I would f–king love to hear from you guys, Or, I have to make you an enemy for the rest of my f–king life and I will have to figure out a way to eliminate you and your offspring so that way there is no successor in the future. I don’t want to do that, but I will do what I must. You have 24 hours to respond.” He said he booked a trip through Expedia, and when he arrived at the airport to fly to Italy, there was no record of his trip. He had to purchase new tickets, double the price, and he wants shit made right.

Why can’t this be between you and Expedia.

Read more at NY Post.

A Georgia woman who is married to but estranged from Robert Shriver, a former college football star, is accused of trying to hire a hitman to murder him. She and her Bahama-born lover are both in prison in the Bahamas for orchestrating a plot to murder Shiver.

These are the same jails they put pirates in.

For him this is a fate worse than being murdered.

Read more at Daily Mail.

The US held the Netherlands to a 1-1 draw this week but never putting in the team’s captain Megan Rapinoe. She believes she could have helped.

Let’s save that for after. Thanks.

Read more at NY Post.

“OK, I met with SAG leadership last night in the form of fearless Fran Drescher and Duncan Crabtree -Ireland, Silverman revealed online Saturday of her conversation with the guild president and national executive director over more than 100 approved projects, as SAG-AFTRA itself noted Friday.” She says she understands their interim approval a bit more clearly and is less mad but she’s still not on board.

Sara don’t back down you were right.

Read more at Deadline

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A ring that Tupac Shakur wore to the 1996 MTV Music Awards in his final public appearance before his death was auctioned and purchased for over $1,000,000. The buyer is none other than Drake.

And that sound you just heard was Tupac rolling in his grave.

Read more at Fox Business

Flamy Grant’s fans just boosted her album right to the top of the Christian music charts. Bible Belt Baby, released in October, is now the # 1 album on the iTunes Christian and Gospel chart.

Can we please just take a summer vacation from the culture wars

Read more at The Messenger

Some asshole in the audience splashed Cardi B with a drink in the middle of a performance so she fought back with a literal mic drop

Cardi B is 90% of the way to AI

Read more at Just Jared

Cardi B throws microphone at audience member who threw a drink at her. pic.twitter.com/alLgHMFshb

— Pop Base (@PopBase) July 30, 2023

Guess Barbie is the new F word.

Read more at Washington Post

While SAG actors are out of work they seem to have all had the same idea at once- this is a great time to get and recover from plastic surgery.

At least somebody’s making money during the strike.

Read more at TMZ

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