Its the Jersey Boy and the Florida Man and Jersey says Florida is already out of the running.

No ones going to vote for him but Chris Christie is having a ball.

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After Ron DeSantis released a video shaming Trump for fighting for LGBTQ rights, Pete said, “I’m going to leave aside the strangeness of trying to prove your manhood by putting up a video that splices images of you in between oiled up shirtless bodybuilders,” Buttigieg said. “And just get to the bigger issue that that is on my mind whenever I see this stuff in the policy space — which is, again, who are you trying to help? Who are you trying to make better off? And what public policy problems do you get up in the morning thinking about how to solve?”

You’re right Pete. It is kind of homoerotic. But not as much as the Tom Cruise cosplay he’s done in the past.

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Viktor Bout, the Russian arms dealer who was freed in a prisoner swap for Brittney Griner, has launched a campaign for office in Russia.

He’s running on the platform “I’ll sell bombs to terrorists”

Read more at NY Daily News

Tha man who was named in the Supreme Court ruling about whether a business must serve LGBTQ clients is saying he’s not gay, he never asked for a website to be made for his wedding, and he’s been married 20 years.

We may have to drop the name supreme from that court.

Read more at USA Today

Proud Boys Owe Over 1 Million For Burning a BLM Sign

A federal court awarded a black church one mlll after proud boys ripped down their BLM sign in 2020 during protests.

That must have been a really nice sign.

Read more at NY Post.

United left thousands stranded as cancelled flight after cancelled flight ruined holiday weekend plans nationwide. But

Maybe he could have just grabbed 8 or 10 people.

He’s the Chris Christie of airlines.

Read more at NBC News.

Thanks to a video posted on facebook, a huge crack in the steel pillar of a rollercoaster was caught and reported. The coaster at Carowinds amusement park in North Carolina was closed until it could be made safe.

Have. a feeling they all have one of these.

REad more at TMZ

“Today, everyone is frightened of it, of where this is gonna go,” Schwarzenegger said of current concerns around AI. “And in this movie, in Terminator, we talk about the machines becoming self-aware and they take over. Now over the course of decades, it has become a reality. So it’s not any more fantasy or kind of futuristic. It is here today. And so this is the extraordinary writing of Jim Cameron.”

AI is not a time traveling cyborg.

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The Rolling Stones front man asked his girlfriend to marry him. The tabloids were quick to do some math and. point out that she’s less than half his age.

Everyone’s less than half his age.

Read more at mirror.co.uk.

“I’ve decided to forbid bigots and homophobes from watching ‘The Sopranos,’ ‘The White Lotus,’ ‘Goodfellas’ or any movie or TV show I’ve been in,” Imperioli wrote Saturday morning. “Thank you Supreme Court for allowing me to discriminate and exclude those who I don’t agree with and am opposed to. USA! USA!”

Unfortunately thats the only people who ever watched sopranos.

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Everyone wants to know the secret. Swift’s longtime makeup artist, Lorrie Turk, isn’t telling, and its probably not some waterproof liner that she’s rocking.

It’s tattoos.

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They’re worried about the material girl going too far to compete with Taylor Swift and that its causing her to have health issues.

How would that give her a bacterial infection?

Read more at The Sun

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