Monday July 24 Daily Links

MONDAY 7.24
NEWS STORIES
ERs Pack Out All Over the South
A heat wave is bringing temperatures over 100 in the south. And the Emergency Rooms are packed out with patients suffering as the south wilts.
The south is gonna wilt again.
Gilgo Serial Killer Had a Soundproof Room
The investigation at Rex Heuerman’s home is now focusing on his home where insiders say there is evidence that at least one murder took place there. Investigators have brought in backhoes and underground sonar equipment to search for more.
Coming soon to a theater near you.
Chris Christie Mocks DeSantis
DeSantis says he had nothing to do with the decision to teach kids in Florida that slaves benefited from slavery. Christie aint hearing none of that.
It would be better if you just owned it, you cheap suit Trump.
Insurance Says No Thanks to High Risk Regions
Companies that provide homeowners insurance are getting out of the high risk business, and that means dropping property owners who live near wildfire areas, high flood risk, hurricane vulnerable regions and other disaster areas.
This is why DeSantis doesn’t need to work about Trans, Disney and cancelling books. His state is fucked.
SPORTS
nothing here yet
everything
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Margera Takes Shots At His Old Friends in New Music Video
A new video for the song “Feel Like Bam” by rappers Cult Shotta and Tanboymiguel features the man himself taking shots at Knoxville, claiming they ruined his skateboarding career.
Looks like somebody’s trying to be the next Jason Aldean. #icouldhavebeenacontender
Ex CNN Head Seen Leaving Party Holding Hands With Married Anchor
Jeff Zucker was spotted leaving Don Lemon’s Hamptons party holding hands with Alisyn Camerota– and she’s married.
Guess he forgot the slogan– what happens in the Hamptoms goes everywhere.
Daymond John Needs a Restraining Order Against His Tank Contestants
A judge has granted Daymond’s request for a restraining order against three former business partners whose companies he invested in. Ex NFL star and owner of Bubba Qs Boneless Baby Back Ribs Co, Al “Bubba” Baker and his wife and daughter have been trashing John for years and he’s sick of it.
And for that reason he’s out.
Ben Shapiro Sets Barbie on Fire
Shapiro had a meltdown during a really long video review of the Barbie movie. He called Barbie a flaming garbage heap of a film and was furious that it was too woke, so he set a Barbie doll on fire to make his point.
And his GI Joe bent Ken over a chair.
Barbie and Oppenheimer Have Something in Common
Both movies blame the patriarchy and toxic masculinity.
Yeah, the patriarchy is responsible for everything bad…but also everything good.
Vanilla Ice Laughs at Miranda Lambert
Ice was in Atlantic City when he told fans, “You can take all the selfies you want! This ain’t no Miranda Lambert concert.” And then said he’d come into the crowd to take selfies with fans.
Of course you’re good with it. You have to do the meet and greets, she doesn’t.
TRENDING & VIRAL
Goodbye Twitter, Hello X
Elon Musk announced that Twitter is history. He’s replacing the name, the bird logo and everything else. “And soon we shall bid adieu to the twitter brand and, gradually, all the birds,” Musk wrote on his account.
And probably the posters too.
So what will we call people who post on Twitter? How about grimes because that’s elon’s X.
Threads is in a Nosedive
After breaking records for new accounts in its first week, Zuckerberg’s answer to Twitter is not just stumbling, it’s in a free fall. The platform’s activity is down around 70%
Between Facebook X and Threads, it feels like we’re all done with social media.
This Shark Vid is Scary as Jaws
We’re gonna need a bigger beach.
Sharks are getting way too close to home these days pic.twitter.com/5RFPlc6hKe
— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) July 22, 2023
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