Twitter user Walter Matheson fooled Matt Gaetz long enough to get real close before embarrassing the congressman and being carted away by security.

You can fool some of the people some of the time and you can fool dumb of the people dumb of the time.

Matt Gaetz will only take photos with supporters who acknowledge he is a pedophile. pic.twitter.com/mNL3OIq0yz

— MeidasTouch.com (@MeidasTouch) July 18, 2021

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NY sporting venues all put together evacuation plans in the wake of the shooting at Nationals Park.

I thought everybody already had evacuated from NY

Read more at NY Post.

Latest covid counts for the Olympics? Two South African athletes tested positive in Olympic Village. A third unidentified athlete has tested positive and is in quarantine. US Tennis Star Coco Gauff tested positive so she won’t be going to Tokyo. The British Olympics Association says six athletes are in quarantine after being in close contact with someone else who tested positive.

Oh, and one of the Olympic Rings has covid but they won’t say whether its red yellow or green.

Read more at npr.

Cardboard Beds in Olympic Village are allegedly meant to discourage sexual intimacy among the athletes (although Irish gymnast, Rhys McClenaghan, disagrees with that.)

The gymnasts have already said they don’t need a bed to have sex.

“Anti-sex” beds at the Olympics pic.twitter.com/2jnFm6mKcB

— Rhys Mcclenaghan (@McClenaghanRhys) July 18, 2021

The singer has been photographed in public with Lebron’s agent and the internet considers this to be hott goss.

Hey dude why don’t you check to see how many of her songs are breakup songs?

Read more at Page Six.

After Britney Spears posted about being disappointed in those who are supposedly close to her, (and everyone knows she’s talking about her sis), Jamie Lynn got vague in return, posting “May the peace of the Lord be with you, and your spirit✌🏻❤️.”

Eaaaasy JL. Lets not use the Lord as an ally in our Instagram fights

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Have we been singing Thunder Road wrong? If you think Mary’s Dress Waves, you’re either an idiot or you’ve been reading the official lyrics everywhere on the internet and on Bruce Springsteen’s website. But this weekend, The Boss’ manager said the lyric is “SWAYS” not “WAVES” and that the correction will be made on all official websites.

Oh shit all these years I’ve been singing douche.

Read more at The Daily Beast.

And now kids can realize just how boring life was before you got a phone.

Holy Shit. So that’s a whopping 190 albums!?

Read more at slashdot.

This isn’t to keep the kids away its to keep mom away.

To Keep Kids Away From Parents’ Cookies, Oreo Thins Put Other Brands’ Logos on Package https://t.co/iHGeO5ECqE pic.twitter.com/vb5J2I2h7K

— Eric Rodgers (@ericfrodgers) July 14, 2021

How bout this hot air balloon that flilpped out people in Tokyo?

It’s just a man looking for his Pink Floyd pig.

Creepy or cool? A hot air balloon shaped like a giant floating head was spotted above a park in Tokyo on Friday. The project was designed by the Japanese art collective mé. pic.twitter.com/3ZQ96ShOFW

— NowThis (@nowthisnews) July 17, 2021

Obsessed with the giant creepy head balloon in Tokyo. pic.twitter.com/g54AzZozut

— ben shambrook (@shambrookben) July 16, 2021

My friend in Tokyo sent me the video of the floating head at Yoyogi Park. As expected, it’s extra creepy at night. pic.twitter.com/C31HLtKdir

— aslı kemiksiz (@aslisiz) July 16, 2021

On Highway 99 in Yuba City CA, a driver flipped a car while it was airborn, and walked away with minor injuries .

Boss Hogg said he’ll definitely catch her next time.

Watch the video on TMZ.

You know, my GPS doesn’t even work properly. But you think “they” can pull off microchips in a syringe?

Read more at Jerusalem Post.