Monday July 10 Daily Links

Published by Interrobang Staff at July 10, 2023

MONDAY 7.10

NEWS STORIES

Suns Out So Biden Takes the Guns Out at the Beach

Our 80 year old president went to the beach in Delaware and felt perfectly comfortable stripping off the shirt and showing off the goods.

Take that RFK

Trump Comes Out at UFC Match Like He's Fighting

He wasn’t on the bill but he made his entrance like he was, and the crowd went crazy at UFC 90. He came out to Kid Rock’s American Badass.

Any event full of white males, he does great.

Trump Finds Out What a Blizzard Is

While campaigning DT went to DQ and bought Blizzards for everyone. Only problem is he had no idea what a Blizzard was.

Everybody always wanted the kind of prez you could sit and have a blizzard with.

Zelensky Slams Trump Claim He Could End the War in One Day

Zelenskyy said, “It seems to me that the sole desire to bring the war to an end is beautiful. But this desire should be based on some real-life experience. Well, it looks as if Donald Trump had already these 24 hours once in his time. We were at war, not a full-scale war, but we were at war, and as I assume, he had that time at his disposal, but he must have had some other priorities.”

Canada Says An Emoji Can Form a Contract

A thumbs up emoji was ruled as a binding contract in a Canadian court. A man who responded with a thumbs up when asked to confirm a contract will be held to the contract.

This sounds like idiocracy 2

SPORTS

nothing here yet

everything

CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT

Jonah Hill Merch Seems Unfortunate After Ex Accuses Him of Abuse

Hill’s streetwear brand, Meaningful Existence, is selling an “emotional baggage tote” with the words “Complete Unrelenting Control” written on it. You can also get the inscription on shirts, hats and much more. Seems okay except that now he’s kind of being accused of being a control freak. His ex girlfriend Sarah Brady posted a mouthful on Instagram accusing Hill of gaslighting and manipulating her.

You were nicer when you were fatter.

Britney Asks God For Help

Britney Spears fans are sad and worried after the pop star posted an Instagram post that appears to be asking God for help. She posted a meme that read ‘you will smile again,’ and asked in the caption: ‘When’s that God ???’

What? God is on Instagram?

Now We Know Why Vanna Lawyered Up

Vanna was tight lipped and hired a power lawyer when Ryan Seacrest was named successor to Pat Sajack. It was assumed she was upset because she hasn’t had a raise in 18 years. But now an insider is saying Vanna was hurt that she wasn’t offered the gig.

You’ve done nothing to prepare for it. Why would you think you would host?

Cardi B Bath Twerk

This makes her Cardi A now.

Emma Thompson Having a Blast at Springteen Show

The Daily Mail singled out Emma for dancing at a Bruce Springsteen show in a group of “other A Listers” like Katy Perry, Orlando Bloom, Leslie Mann and Tim Robbins.

Why no mention of apatow?

TRENDING & VIRAL

Musk Calls Zuck a Cuck

For some reason, the THREADS account for Wendys wrote to Mark Zuckerberg telling him he should go to space if he really wants to piss off Elon Musk. Zuck sent back a crying laughing emoji. On Twitter, Musk reacted to the exchange with three words “Zuck is a Cuck.”

Is that just because it rhymes?

TikTokker Says Philly Men are Embarrassing

Darius Daulton shamed Keke Palmer for a tight outfit. Soon after, TikTokker Cierra Williams went viral explaining why he’s being a dick. “That man is from Philadelphia County, Pennsylvania. It’s nothing we can do but send Ms. Palmer some love, light, and prosperity because if there’s one thing a man from Philly is going to do, it’s be embarrassing. They can’t help it. They don’t got no impulse control.”
They may be embarrassing but they are never embarrassed. Its almost a super power.

STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS

Almost Half of Brown University is LGBTQ

A new poll found that a full 40% of Brown University students identify as LGBTQ

And the other 60% are lying.