Monday January 9 Daily Links

MONDAY 1.9
NEWS STORIES
Brazilians Storm Their Capital For Their Trump
Two years after Americans stormed the US Capitol, Brazilians have followed suit. Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro lost his bid for re-election, and his supporters reacted by knocking down barricades and storming into their congress building.
Thanks Messi.
WATCH: The moment barricades were breached at the National Congress in Brazil.
— ALX 🇺🇸 (@alx) January 8, 2023
This Year's Word of the Year is Not Exactly a Word
The suffix “ussy” is getting honors from the American Dialect Society thanks to overuse of the word ending. “Riffing off ‘bussy’ (a portmanteau of ‘boy’ and ‘pussy’), now everything is a cat or a cavity. A calzone is a pizzussy. A wine bottle has a winussy,” they explained. And a clown fetish is a Clussy?
Can we just go back to pussy.
Trump Takes on Howard
Stern sucks according to Donald Trump, but he used to be great, when Trump was a guest. Here’s what he wrote: “I have been noticing the fact that Howard Stern’s show has gone to Hell, and so few people are listening—Used to be great, now it rates less than fair,” Trump wrote. “It’s a sad thing to watch. When he loved “Trump,” it was “hot,” when he decided to go with Crooked Hillary, his ratings world collapsed. Can’t believe they pay him so much money, but I hope he gets it!”
What made you freak out like this on a sunday, Donnie?
SPORTS
Chicago Releases Soldier Field Renovation Hype Video
The Bears are planning to leave Chicago, and Chicago is hoping this video will change their mind. It’s a flashy sizzle reel showing off all the plans they have to give the Bears a flashy new stadium complex with a new transportation hub, shops, and all the bells and whistles.
Whether they play in Chicago or in the subs they are still going to suck.
How Embarrassing Urban Meyer's Shit Team Did Better Without Him
One year after Urban Meyer was fired as head coach of the Jacksonville Jaguars, the team has made it into the playoffs, and Twitter had a good ole time pointing it out.
Oscar Meyer would have been a better NFL coach.
Ocho Cino is Getting Married
Sharelle Rosado, the star of “Selling Tampa” announced her engagement to Chad “Ocho Cinco” Johnson.
You realize you’re marrying the Kanye of football right? #rosadocinco
NFL Shows a Little Support for Damar Hamlin
And by that we mean a lot. Jerseys, Tributes, #3 everywhere showing love for Buffalo safety.
If the Bills don’t win the super bowl they will have ruined the movie.
How Embarrassing 2: Colts Offensive Lineman Forces Fumble From His Own Teammate
That Jeff Saturday sure has an outside of the box game plan.
The Colts forced a fumble by…the Colts #HOUvsIND pic.twitter.com/rV90EAe15m
— Someone's An Idiot (@SomeonesAnIdiot) January 8, 2023
Browns Fire Bernie Kosar After He Bet 19k On His Own Game
Ohio legalized sports gambling but that doesn’t mean that NFLemployees can bet. That must have slipped the Browns ambassador’s mind when he bet almost $20,000 on the Browns to beat the Steelers. He tweeted he was “shocked & disappointed Brown & Orange is my life ”
Where did Bernie Kosar find 19 thousand dollars?
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Ron Jeremy Incompetent to Stand Trial for Rape
A judge has determined that Ron Jeremy cannot stand trial for more than 30 counts of sexual assault, because he mentally incapable of participating in his defense.
His body should have been declared incompetent to be a porn star years ago.
Jordan Peele Bought Corey Feldman's Fake Movie Ear
On Late Night With Seth Meyers, Peele revealed that he once participated in an auction where he purchased the prosthetic ear that Corey Feldman wore in the movie Stand By Me.
You probably could have gotten his real ear cheaper.
Britney Tired of Her Sister Whining
Pop star Britney Spears went after her lil sis hard for whining about how hard it is to be Britney’s sibling. “It honestly blows my mind the hardships you say you have had with having me as your sister,” Brit said before she started whining about how hard it is just being her.
Who says America doesn’t have a royal family?
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