Monday January 3 Daily Links

THURSDAY 1.3


NEWS STORIES

 



Everyone's Pretty Bummed Out At The New Apple Watch

Apple Watch debuted a new commercial featuring people whose lives were saved when they called 911 on their device. It’s kind of a bummer when all we really wanna do is count our steps.

Watch it on Twitter.


Retired General Says Stop Listening to the Pillow Guy

Gen. Steven Anderson is warning that there’s a threat in the armed forces, of people loyal to Trump, not their country. He warned that we need to get them out of the ranks and train the rest of the soldiers in civics, and how elections work. “Stop listening to the pillow guy and start learning about our country and how it’s actually supposed to run.”

No sane person has ever listened to the pillow guy.

Read more at mediaite.



SPORTS



Brown Goes Bonkers, Buccaneers Give Brown the Boot

Tampa Bay Buccaneers coach Bruce Arians said on Sunday that Antonio Brown ‘is no longer a Buc’after the wide receiver stripped down and ran off the field during the game.

The Bucs are currently negotiating with Kyrie Irving at least to play road games.

Read more at ESPN


Antonio Brown Lost His Goddamn Mind

Well, we all saw Antonio Brown rip off his uniform and run off the field Sunday. Turns out the story is, so far, he let Bruce Arians know his ankle was sore, and the Arians told AB he would be pulled if he didn’t think he could play which led to his meltdown. Then he ended up on a private driver’s social media as he was leaving the stadium. Then he started partying. Then he released a song on YouTube. And then someone on Reddit was kind enough to compile all the crazy shit Brown has done over the years. Concussions are a helluva drug.

Read more at TMZ and Reddit.


Crown Nearly Flattens Jalen Hurts After Rail Breaks

During Sunday’s Eagles game a crowd leaning over the rail to congratulate Jalen Hurts on his win nearly landed on Jalen Hurts when a rail gave way.

This is the exact opposite of crowd surfing.


Crowd Loves Hey Hey Hey Ref

Nice to see Fat Albert Fans still exist.


Did Odell Beckham Punch A Player in the Asshole?

Fisting is finally going mainstream. This is great.



CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT



Matt Damon Eating Shit For His Crypto.com Commercial

Yes, buying Pregnant Butt Coin and getting rug pulled is just like climbing Mt. Everest and making the first airplane. It’s exactly the same.

Watch the ad on Twitter.


Patton Oswalt Apologizes/Defends His Chappelle NYE Pic

Patton Oswalt got a lot of backlash for posting a picture he took with Dave Chappelle on New Year’s Eve. He then went back on social media to explain himself. How will either of them ever come back from this. Patton needs to open for Louis CK on his new tour.

Read more at the New York Post.


Halle Berry Fooled Friends With Fake Wedding

Halle and her boyfriend Van Hunt teased their friends with an IG post that looked a lot like a wedding ceremony, and their famous friends fell for it. But it was just a prahnk.

Who thought Halle Berry would be gunning to become the newest Impractical Joker?

Read more at TMZ


Michelle Obama Shares Her NYE With Her Boo

The Obamas posted a photo for NYE that is about as far from dignified as you can get, and captioned it “Happy New Year from me and my boo! 🎉🥳.”

Is this the woman Joe Rogan thinks could become president in 3 years?

Read more at People.


John Mulaney's Ex Looks Back on a Shit Year

“Over the past two years it seems that change has been synonymous with loss and collectively this loss has been unfathomable,”

“It is tempting to construct a poetic list of all we’ve watched slip through our hands, but what’s the point? We already know it and we grieve it daily.”

It sounds like somebody’s been listening to a lot of Alannis Morissette.

Read more at Page Six.


Jeff Bezos Rings in the New Year at St. Barts Disco Yacht Party

How does one of the richest men in the world party on NYE? By getting dressed for disco on a Yacht party in St. Barts.

Jeff Bezos is Pitbull if Pitbull didn’t believe in workers’ rights.

Read more at dailymail.



VIRAL & TRENDING



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STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS



34 Percent of Americans Cool With Violence Against the Gummint

A new poll by the Washington Post revealed this shocker, over 1/3 of Americans thinks that sometimes violence against the government is justified.

So hope that helps you sleep tonight.

Read more at nypost.



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