Monday January 24 Daily Links

MONDAY 1.24
NEWS STORIES
What’s Up On Lake Michigan?
They call it frozen pancakes, and the phenomenon is the result of a lake with actual wave action freezing up, and it looks kind of like a creepy rash.
Could be worse. Could be frozen deep dish pizza.
What are ice pancakes? Photos show stunning disc-shaped formations on Lake Michigan https://t.co/pnvPtI67ik
— Miami Herald (@MiamiHerald) January 23, 2022
Lake Michigan's ice pancakes are a feast for the eyes this time of year. 😍
📸: lynda_myszkowski via IG#CaptureChicagoExcitement pic.twitter.com/xpvnitF0r6
— Choose Chicago (@ChooseChicago) January 20, 2022
Farmer Gives His Cows VR Headset
An Aussie farmer determined that happy cows produce more milk, so he gave em a VR headset to imagine its life was better.
Holy shit it’s the Matrix. We put cows in the Matrix!?!?!?!?
#moosteranderson
RFK Jr: We're Worse Off Than Anne Frank
People are upset that Larry David works with Cheryl Hines because Cheryl’s married to RFK Jr. and he’s saying some freaky shit. He seems to think we’re worse off than Jews were in the holocaust cause at least they could go hide in an attic like Anne Frank did.
How many times do you have to be told not to bring up the holocaust?
At the antivaxx rally in DC, RFK Jr. says that in the future "none of us can run and none of us can hide" because of Bill Gates' satellites and also 5G, unlike… the Holocaust.
"Even in Hitler's Germany, you could hide in the attic like Anne Frank did." pic.twitter.com/bRtmDBTxZl
— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) January 23, 2022
Cruise Ship on the Run!!!
A cruise ship that was supposed to dock in Miami hightailed it toward the Bahamas after a judge issued a warrant to seize the ship over an unpaid fuel bill.
They ‘re trying to make a run for the Bermuda Triangle/
SPORTS
Patrick Mahomes Fiance Is Very Proud Of Him
Lady, think of the people of Buffalo.
Ok… pic.twitter.com/ALaB9ao8s2
— TPS (@TotalProSports) January 24, 2022
Here's The Advice Andy Reid Gave Patrick Mahomes With :13 Second Left
Andy Reid had this nugget to say to Patrick Mahomes with :13 seconds left in regulation of the Bills/Chiefs game:
“When it’s grim, be the Grim Reaper and go get it,” Reid said. “He did that. He made everybody around him better, which he’s great at. He just does it effortlessly. When it gets tough, he’s going to be there battling. Players appreciate that.”
Much more bad ass than what we all expected him to say – “Wish I had a cheeseburger right now.”
NFL Fun Fact - The Seasons Passing Yards Leader Has Never Won The Super Bowl
In the 56 years of the Super Bowl Era, the quarterback who led the regular season in passing yards has never won the Super Bowl. So you’re saying teams need a running game, huh?
Jimmy G Tells Kicker Fuck the Packers
San Francisco beat the Packers in an upset special on Saturday. After the game QB Jimmy Garropolo was caught saying “fuck the Packers” to his rookie kicker
Tough talk jimmy for a guy who only watched the fucking take place
“Fuck the Packers!” – Jimmy G pic.twitter.com/qRDJIogh7r
— NFL Memes (@NFL_Memes) January 23, 2022
Alex Rodriguez at the Packers Game With New Girl
A-rod showed up in Green Bay wearing a Packers hat and with a new girl that everyone’s asking about.
You own a basketball team in Minneapolis, they’re not the biggest Packers fans. Take off the fucking hat.
John Stockton Claims 100 Pro Athletes Have Died From Vaccine, Then Gets Himself Banned from From His Own Season Tickets
John Stockton has some big thoughts about Covid. He won’t wear a mask, which forced Gonzaga to suspend his basketball season tickets, and he’s going on about some mystery 100 professional athletes who he thinks are dead, and he thinks its from the vaccine.
This is what happens when you do your own research.
Read more at mediaite and spokesman
At the antivaxx rally in DC, RFK Jr. says that in the future "none of us can run and none of us can hide" because of Bill Gates' satellites and also 5G, unlike… the Holocaust.
"Even in Hitler's Germany, you could hide in the attic like Anne Frank did." pic.twitter.com/bRtmDBTxZl
— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) January 23, 2022
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Another TV Character Had A Heart Attack On A Peloton
Wags had a heart attack on a Peloton in an episode of Billions, much like Mr. Big on Sex and the City. This is perfect timing for Bowflex to make a big push into the home gym market again.
Read more at CNN.
Fucking #spoilers! #Wags #Billions #Peloton 🖕https://t.co/VL2XUho1tF#SpoilerAlert
— Mercy Kills (@MercyKillsU2) January 23, 2022
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Lena Dunham: Porn Can Be Healing!
Dunham’s new show, “Sharp Stick” shows porn in a positive light. She says she wanted to show that porn can be sexually healing.
Girls was the exact opposite.
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VIRAL & TRENDING
Polar Bears Move In To an Old House
A photographer caught these polar bears squatting around an empty shack like they owned the place.
This beds too soft!
Photographer Dmitry Kokh discovered an abandoned house inhabited by polar bears. https://t.co/Y66ly9I93X pic.twitter.com/mSQLQRAkSi
— Meredith Frost (@MeredithFrost) January 23, 2022
WSAZ Goes Full Philly Talking About That Car Accident
Last week Tori Yorge went viral after she got hit by a car while broadcasting for WSAZ and now she’s talking about it with Americas favorite local accent in full swing.
If they decide to do a Mare of Easttown spinoff… you’ve got your lead right here.
I’ll just leave this here and let you all discuss how WSAZ decided to handle the aftermath on the news tonight. pic.twitter.com/OHdT6Vk325
— Tyler Feldman (@TylerFeldmanTV) January 20, 2022
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