Monday January 20 Daily Links

MONDAY 1.20
NEWS STORIES
Billionaires Head to Mar a Lago to Kiss the Ring
According to flight records, jets belonging to Mark Zuckerberg, Jeff Bezos, Bill Gates, and Sergey Brin were just a few of the billionaire arrivals in Palm Beach to meet with Trump ahead of his inauguration.
I’m sure they’re just meeting to figure out how best to take care of the middle clas.s
SPORTS
Tom Brady Trolls Commanders Coach After Game
Brady stunned everyone with a one liner referencing a little history between his Pats and another team Quinn coached- the Falcons. “Not sure coach Quinn likes owners coming down on the field before the game is over,” the New England Patriots legend said. “My bad Dan.”
So that’s how you get everyone to love you.
Texan Cornerback Explains Tantrum
Kris Boyd threw his helmet, headed to the sidelines and shove his coach. He explained it as a pure moment of passion. “I was turnt [sic], I was turnt,” Boyd said after the game. “First play, kick off, they thought they had a big play, and I got the ball out. And as I’m getting up, I look at the screen, I see nothing but white and they’re all pointing that way. So I was like, ‘We got the ball, too. Turnover.’ I was just turnt. You’ll see, I ran up to everybody, getting ready to shake their hand. But then someone grabbed me and was like, ‘Hey, nah, that’s not good. You got a flag and it’s their ball.'”
The only explanation is you’re a man-child.
Texans Fans Cry Foul
Houston fans are saying that the refs hit a new low during the Chiefs Texans game and they’re going ballistic on social media.
I’m writing a poem about this. What rhymes with sore loser?
Kirk Cousins Getting Love
It was a big surprise when Atlanta Falcons legacy QB Kirk Cousins said he was going to be a part of the ESPN pregame coverage for the Chiefs Texans game. The reviews are in, and he’s a hit.
This guy does nothing but make money. He does nothing, and still makes money.
Eagles Players Help Kicker Clear Snow
It’s just snow guys. they didn’t want him to kick in a pile of snow.
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Adam Scott Talks About the Severance Viral Grand Central Pop Up
Scotts biggest takeaway from the experience was to say “none of us peed for 3 hours.” “Yes, we were just in there working, and none of us peed — at all — for 3 hours,” the Parks and Recreation alumnus continued. “Didn’t leave a glass cube for 3 hours, and it was fun. People gathered around and just watched us do boring, monotonous office work.”
Thanks for your service.
Chapelle on SNL
Dave Chappelle hosted Saturday Night Live for the first 2025 show, and ended his monologue wishing Donald Trump luck.
I’m sure it means a lot to him.
Snoop Mocked For his Trump Appearance at Maga Crypto Ball
The Crypto Ball was a black tie affair with tix that cost $2500 a piece.Social media was disappointed.
He finally found the demo he’s been looking for: elderly white people not familiar with his music.
Dylan Lyrics Auctioned for Half a Mill
Bob Dylan’s typed out lyrics with handwritten notes for Mr. Tambourine Man sold for $508k in Nashville this week.
Can you imagine how much a good song would go for?
Kylie and Timothee Update
Sources say they’re deliriously happy and supporting each other traveling the world.
They are our John and Jackie for 2025.
VIRAL & TRENDING
TikTok Goes and Comes
Just hours after TikTok shut down, the app is back, and thanking Donald Trump for the reprieve.
Just a big bluff by the oligarchs and everyone’s loving it.
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