Monday January 15 Daily Links

MONDAY 1.15


NEWS STORIES

 



Independent Party at an All Time High

Those who identify as democrats have hit a new low, with the independent party returning to the record high they hit in 2014.

If everyone’s doing it how does that make you independent?

Read more at gallup.com


DeSantis Gets Participation Trophy

Some dude trolled Gov DeSantis in Iowa handing him a participation trophy and saying he’s proud of Ron for trying.

The Trolls are finally out of the comments and into the headlines.

Read more at mediaite.


Microsoft Finally Beat Apple

Sorry Apple, Microsoft just by passed you knocking you out for first place in the race for most valuable public company in the world.

Apple has responded by making their employees start paying for coffee. Cuz coffee is for closers.

Read more at cnbc.


Mobster Calls Trump Legit

Sammy the Bull said he tried to get to Trump back in the day assuming he was corrupt, but ended up concluding that he and his business was legitmate

That’s nothing, MC Hammer called him 2 legit to quit.

Read more at TMZ


Trump Turns on Ramaswamy

He’s not MAGA, he said in a Truth social post. “Vivek started his campaign as a great supporter, ‘the best President in generations,’ etc. Unfortunately, now all he does is disguise his support in the form of deceitful campaign tricks. Very sly, but a vote for Vivek is a vote for the “other side” — don’t get duped by this,” said Trump. “Vote for ‘TRUMP,’ don’t waste your vote! Vivek is not MAGA. The Biden Indictments against his Political Opponent will never be allowed in this Country, they are already beginning to fall! MAGA!!!”

And this is how smamy the bull treated his freinds as well

Read more at mediaite.



SPORTS



Bill Belichick Counted Brady Out Too Soon

ESPN’s deep look at the Belichick era revealed something long suspected. Belichick went to Kraft and told him Brady was done. And that was before Brady went on to win a Super Bowl with the Bucs.

Belichick hasn’t been right about much in a long time.

Read more at NY post.


Tommy Cutlets Moment is Done

Now that he’s not starting, Tommy Cutlets is more like Cold Cutlets. His deal with Raos is done, his signed merch prices are plummeting, and no sign of things improving.

There’s always installing boilers.

Read more at nypost.


Steve Young Felt Bad For Patrick Mahomes

We get it, women don’t want women to get in the way of men.

Read more at bleacherreport.


Jordan Love Tries to Help Woman Stuck in Stone

Packers’ star Jordan Love has a big game this weekend, but that didn’t stop him from helping a 20 year old woman whose car got stuck in the snow during a blizzard. Well he didn’t actually help- they were unsuccessful in getting the car unstuck, but at least he tried.

In other news Aaron Rodgers is burning ants with a magnifying glass.

Read more at NY Post.



CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT



Onion Staffers Threaten Strike

If no deal is reached by January 31, the writers of the Onion, and AV Club are going on strike.

These are going to be the funniest strike signs of all time.

Read more at THR


Robert Downey JR Defends His Tropic Thunder Role

RDJ gave the Archie Bunker defense for his blackface role in Tropic Thunder. He says people should look beyond the surface of his performance — where he was playing a caricature of a person — and consider the larger message the film was trying to convey about his character … namely, highlighting tropes that had been perpetuated for years.

Why do you have to answer this question every seven weeks. Next time someone asks, just tell them to google it.

Read more at TMZ


Jo Koy Calls Audience Marshmallows

While doing a stand up set, he addressed his performance at the Golden Globes. “Lot a marshmallows, man. They’re delicious, but goddamn, they’re soft. I just come from a different time. I see the changes that are happening. I get it, but goddamn, can we f***ing laugh at ourselves?”

When jokes don’t work, first blame the writers, then the audience.

Read more at TMZ


Steven Spielberg, Martin Scorsese, PT Anderson Extend TCM Involvement

As Turner Classic Movies celebrates its 30th anniversary this year, the beloved cable channel is extending its partnership with Steven Spielberg, Martin Scorsese and Paul Thomas Anderson.

Couldn’t add a woman or a black guy?

Read more at THR


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