Monday December 6: Daily Links
MONDAY 12.6
NEWS STORIES
Good God There's A Cream Cheese Shortage
Due to the supply chain issues, there’s a cream cheese shortage around New York City’s bagel shops. Time to start hoarding it like Bitcoin.
The Rulebook For Epstein's Staff Has Been Revealed
During the Maxwell trial, a staff rulebook was submitted into evidence that detailed how the help should act in the home. Never ask any questions, don’t look Epstein in the eye, and make sure to put his gun in the nightstand. All for minimum wage. What a deal.
The Next Austin Is....
Northwest Arkansas? That’s where young professionals are looking to move to, with the Walmart’s headquarters being there and the area still being affordable. All they need is a couple of Murderino podcasts to set up shop there and it’s on.
Watch Out East Coast, Sharks are Gathering
No it’s not Shark Basel, and no I couldn’t tell you why, but trackers showed that some 100 sharks lined up along the east coast of the US,
Are these sharks or Russian subs? #oneuglysummer
sharks are amassing on the east coast pic.twitter.com/GDI250biUE
— stuart (@punished_stu) December 1, 2021
Rio Cancels NYE
Covid concerns have led officials in Brazil to cancel NYE celebrations this year.
Does this mean it will still be 2021 in Brazil this January?
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SPORTS
Cool Dude Chris Collinsworth Gets Fat Contract Extension
Chris Collinsworth has signed a contract keeping him in the booth at the rate of $12.5 million a season. Proof that life is unfair.
Gardner Minshew And His Dad Were Pumped About That Win Yesterday
Noted weirdo Gardner Minshew celebrated with his dad after the Eagles game on Sunday. These two seem a little TOO close. Like, tag teaming the same woman kinda close.
Watch the moment on Tik Tok.
@barstoolphilly You love to see it (via tw/jclarknbcs) #philly #philadelphia #eagles #philadelphiaeagles #gobirds #flyeaglesfly #nfl #minshewmania
RG3 Got Sexually Harassed While He Was At Washington
RG3’s teased that in his new book he’s going to detail what a trainwreck the Washington Football Team is and that he was sexually harassed. Can’t wait to not buy the book and read what happened on the Daily Mail for free.
Rumor Is Big Ben's Telling Former Teammates This Is His Last Year
Adam Schefter’s Tweeting that Ben Roethelsberger is telling former teammates and people in the Steelers organization this is his last year. The Ben Rogers Band frontman is conflicted about this.
Read more on Twitter.
Ben Roethlisberger privately has told former teammates and some within the organization that he expects this to be his final season playing quarterback for the Steelers, league sources told ESPN.
More coming ESPN’s Sunday NFL Countdown, with a special start time at 9 am ET.
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) December 4, 2021
Bears Fan Struggling With Poncho is More Entertaining Than the Game
This guy trying to put on a poncho at the Bears game, and failing, is a perfect video to sum up the Bears game on Sunday.
Are we sure this isn’t the Bears coach?
QB Fakes a Slide, Scores
Kenny Pickett hailed off defenders by faking a slide– usually a signal from QBs that defenders can back up, he’s going down. But Pickett faked the slide and then ran the ball all the way into the end zone for a TD.
From now on when a QB slides, take his fucking head off
CELEBS & ENTERTAINMENT
Gisele Bundchen Saved A Sea Turtle
Gisele Bundchen posted a video of her saving a sea turtle from a fishing net to her Instagram. Not to be outshone, Tom Brady is going to sink a whaling ship at some point this week.
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VIRAL & TRENDING
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EVERYTHING
STUDIES, SURVEYS, RANKINGS
More Than Half Of America's Young Adults Are Overweight
56% of American adults age 18-25 are obese or overweight. You’d never tell with what the Tik Tok algorithm gives you.
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The most recent census is showing that 18% of US households have a pair of married adults with children under the age of 18. That number is down from 40% back in 1970. It’s probably Tik Tok’s fault.
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