Due to Oklahoma’s lax weed laws, it’s created a surge of weed growers flocking to the state. They then ship out their weed across the country. Finally, a reason to go to Oklahoma!

Read more at WSJ.

How the hell did Ye not make this list? You can’t find him anywhere but the internet.

Read more at Wired.

Rudy Giuliani said Merry Christmas when he gave us all the gift of his video in costume as Santa Claus. But I dont think he fully understood why it was such a gift unless he enjoys being brutally mocked.

And yet this is one of the least nutty things he’s ever done.

Merry Christmas 🎅🎄 https://t.co/xiKpbgmihi

— Rudy W. Giuliani (@RudyGiuliani) December 25, 2022

The Pope spoke against humanity’s hunger for wealth and power at his Christmas Eve mass at the Vatican this year, hoping to inspire change.

It’s kind of true but then again, the church is really leading the league in both those categories.

Read more at BBC

A NY woman, Carole Kolb King is suing the former mayor, and the city, after she tripped on his sidewalk and fucked up her dental crowns. She’s also suing his neighbors.

Guess she thinks he personally broke it with his big Herman Munster feet.

Read more at NY Post

Sone are warning that if we don’t act now, it will be too late to turn the tide of Artifical Intelligence making all our decisions for us.

They couldn’t do worse.

Read more at The Sun

Nickelodeon is deep in the NFL these days and this weekend, Tony Romo wasn’t the only announcer roasting Russell Wilson for throwing two picks in the first quarter. Also on board to laugh and point was a cartoon starfish- Patrick Star from Spongebob was on screen for the moment and took his shots.

This is better analysis than you get from the Manningcast.

Read more at barstool.

The Broncos traded every draft pick for a QB that gets roasted by Patrick Star pic.twitter.com/ifu06A0a0y

— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) December 25, 2022

Harden has a big deal with the Sixers but rumors about him returning to the Rockets have everyone asking questions. When he was asked by a Philly reporter he ducked the answer. Why would you ask me that on Christmas man? He said to the reporter. I’m not answering.

Why did you even leave? You’ve been on an unhappy tour ever since.

Read more at liberty ballers.com

Update – Russell still has more bathroom’s in his house than TD’s. He’s got 12 bathrooms and 11 TD’s.

More bad news for Russ:

Any other chef woulda been shitcanned by now.

Read more on Twitter.

We’re one quarter away from the @broncos heading into week 17 of the regular season and Russet Wilson still has more bathrooms in his house (12) than TD passes (11). It’s impossible to think he was going to be THIS bad.

— trey wingo (@wingoz) December 25, 2022

Russell Wilson had a QBR of 3.6 today… out of 100.

That's the worst QBR in his entire career by far.

— Zac Stevens (@ZacStevensDNVR) December 26, 2022

This guy needs to be Qatar’s footy ambassador.

Watch via Digg.

A couple hates Wham’s Last Christmas so much they’ve raised $62,000 toward buying the rights to the song so they can erase it from the airwaves. Of course they’ll need $15 million to make this happen.

“Hate my song, please” said George Thoroghgood.

Read more at NY Post

Cannon says his family is so big now that he travels all over for Christmas to see kids, and give presents. You know, just like Santa.

Sounds more like Epstein than Santa.

Read more at TMZ

Harry and Meghan Not Impressed with Apology from The Sun

The Prince and the Mrs. feel more than an apology is owed them after The Sun retracted a Jeremy Clarkson column in which Clarkson said he was dreaming of theeh day when Markle is made to parade naked through the streets in Britain while the crowds chant shame and throw shit her way.

Damn. You’ve gone full GOT.

Read more at THR

Amid a firestorm of backlash against Kanye’s past antisemetic remarks, something called Animated Times claims to have images of a new line of merch. Ye24 doesn’t have to say anything to be antisemetic, cause the swastika is just built right in.

Praying this is photoshopped.

Read more at The News.com.pk

Iconic pic.twitter.com/opuVaAaz3o

— ⚕️The PharmacopYe-ist⚕️ (@FarAwayAndCozy) December 20, 2022

James Cameron Explains Why Avatar is Not a Super Hero Movie

Cameron says the problems they face are real, unlike the problems in Marvel and DC movies.

Okay if space problems are real….

The only true difference is- no cape.

Read more at The Wrap

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A study found that half of all Americans go to the bathroom to just have alone time. The other half like defecating in public.

Read more at Study Finds.