Over half of Florida counties are under a state of Emergency due to new storms being formed and headed for the Gulf coast.

And the worst news is this means DeSantis will be back.

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Roark Equity has just purchased Subway, which remained a family owned business for 58 years. The purchase price of $9.5 Billion brings Subway shops into the fold of a portfolio that includes Dunkies, JImmy Johns, Arby’s, Cinnabon, and Buffalo Wild Wings.

Congratulations you own a food court.

Read more at Inc.

The event will include a Round Table with Trump and Giuliani at 6 p.m. followed by dinner with Giuliani at 7:30 p.m.

For an extra 20,000 you get dessert.

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The Don posted on truth that he won a seniors tourney for golfers 50 years old and up, and that he shot at 67, He admitted some people will think that sounds too low to be real, but, said, there is no hanky/lanky following up with “for some reason I am just a good golfer/athelete.”

He’s also got 91 felony indictments.

Read more at barstoolsports.

How has he not gotten the nickname King Kong yet.

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The Jets beat the Giants in the final game of the preseason, with Aaron Rodgers starting for the first time. His coach said he didn’t want Rodgers on the field at Giants stadium for the first time during the regular season.

In his first game he’s overshadowed by Messi.

Read more at NY Post.

NASCAR driver Ryan Preece flipped somewhere between ten and twelve times during a crash at the Coke Zero Sugar 400, and somehow survived.

This is what it feels like when you drink two Coke Zeros

Read more at NY Post.

G’nort’s Illustrated Swimsuit Edition #1 hits comic book stores Tuesday and features both heroes and villains in beachwear.

It’s drawings guys. It’s just drawings.

Read more at polygon.

Blaine Trump didn’t use her last name on a fundraiser invite, even though everyone else signed their full names.

Beat you to it, said Ivanka.

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Queen Bey said her birthday wish is that fans show up wearing “your most fabulous silver fashions” for the month of shows leading from now into late September, and now so many people are trying to buy so much chrome and silver clothing that things are selling out all over the internet.

Suddenly astronauts cannot find that fits them.

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As the weird series Riverdale came to an end, Archie, Betty, Jughead and Veronica were revealed to be part of a quad-relationship and the polyamorous community are not amused at this development being considered a shocking twist.

Always assumed they were a quad.

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